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Hermitcraft/life series incorrect quotes

Scot: Can I have some water?  Joel: *starts chugging their water bottle*  Joel: *chokes from drinking too fast*  Joel: *spills water all over themself*  Joel, coughing: I don't have any water.

Scar: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL-  Cleo: CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE FAMILY DINNER FOR ONCE?!

Grian: Act natural.  Mumbo: For this kind of situation, the most natural thing would be to panic, so technically I can panic.  Grian: NO, that’s not what I meant! Act like it’s a normal day!  Mumbo: My ‘normal’ days of late, consist of a lot of panic.  Grian: Will you just cooperate?  Mumbo: When a person is panicking, they are not apt to cooperate very well!

Grian: You really believe in Joel?  Lizzie: Luckily, they believe in themself enough for the both of us

Scar: You should see Grian, he’s a total tsundere. Isn’t he just the best? Gem: He stabbed you.

Scar, throwing their head into Grian's lap: Tell me I'm pretty!  Grian, lovingly stroking their hair:You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are

Cleo: I love sarcasm! It’s like punching people in the face, but with words!

Doc: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Gem.  Ren: You just said it again.  Gem: Doc: I am not a role model.

Lifers reactions to being called straight:  Joel: The fuck, no I'm not.  Ren: Excuse the hell out of you?  Scar: Ding dong, you are wrong!  Martyn: Who told you that? And why did they lie?  Grian: Rude.  Cleo: *punches the person*

Grian: Scar... you've been cuddling with me for over and hour now.  Scar: *muffled* mm hmmm :)  Grian: Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable.

Joel: Bitch.  Bdubs: Blocked.  Joel: Wait unblock me I need to tell you something.  Bdubs: Unblocked.  Joel: Bitch.

Scot: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!  Martyn: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!

Ren To Mumbo: Wow, left handed AND British? You really are an illusion.

Gem: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying.  Joel: And?  Gem: And you are.

Grian: I’ve been described as a ‘heartless villain’ and a 'little shit’, but I prefer… 'has alternative ways of having fun

Grian: The best way to gain someone's undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation.  Scot: So you're just gonna wait until Scar is in danger and save them?  Grian: Of course not, I'm going to create a situation that puts them in danger and then save them.  Scot: ...  Scot: You're insane.

Grian: The time to act is now.  Scar: Wink, wink.  Grian: Don't say "wink wink". Just wink.  Scar: Oh, sorry.  Scar: Wink.

*lifers at a family dinner*  Pearl: Can you pass the salt?  Scot: *throws Joel across the table*

Tango: Did you buy eggs like I asked?  Jimmy: Even better!  Tango: What the fuck did you-  Jimmy: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy Tango: She’s… beautiful!

Skizz: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it?  Joel: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?”  Skizz, scoffing: Oh, please.  Joel, to Jimmy: Hey, how you doin’?  Jimmy: jimmy: *giggles and blushes*

Joel, driving in his car with the other winners and singing to the Little Einsteins theme song: We’re going on a trip-  Martyn: In our favorite piece of shit!  Grian: Doing 95!  Scot: We’re gonna fucking die!

Scar: The clock is ticking! We don't have time for this asinine tomfoolery!  Impulse: This unmitigated poppycock?  Gem: Extravagant hogwash!  Grian and Mumbo: Okay, stop.

Scar said what?

Rewatching Limited Life and I caught this gem! 😂 At 23:15, Scar just flat out says goodbye to the Scarians. EXCUSE ME MR GOODTIMES! goodbye to the what now!?

Scar’s REPO stream has possibly one of the best moments that just goes unnoticed. It’s at 2:54:25

Scar picks up a love potion that makes him profess his love for Grian. No, I promise I’m not making this up. Then Grian proceeds to pick it up and start processing his love for Scar. I’m not crying, you’re crying.

Wild Life Bingo

Take a look at this seasons bingo card! I think I did some pretty good predicting in this one. The darker ones are ones that have had to be shaded multiple times.

OMG!!!!

Don’t mind me just showing off my life series sticker shrine, paired with my limited addition Ocean queen pin. If only my Jellie hoodie would arrive soon.

Also: Merry Christmas!!!!!!

name them

I decided to get my dad to do this challenge. He knows a few of them because I talk about it a lot, but it was really funny watching him look so confused about what their skins were even supposed to be.

he did not miss a beat

Surely I’m not the only one

Okay! Good afternoon, day, night (middle of the night for me) from wherever you are.

my mind won’t let me sleep because of my strange delusion of a new hermit craft ship. I haven’t seen this anywhere and if someone knows where to look please tell me and show me my people!

Hear me out: Smalldubs/Smallethubs

I haven't really been one to enjoy Ethubs, but that's mainly because I don't watch them interact as often. From what I've seen from Hermitcraft, Life series, and the fandom, they seem really sweet. And after watching the petty rivalry between Bdubs and Joel and how some people were interpreting it as them fighting over Etho, for some reason, it all just seems homosexual to me. Can we forget the fighting and all just kiss?! That is all my brain can think about lately.

Don't even get me started on Joel's latest Hermitcraft video where Bdubs just calls Joel over to talk about his newest build and they nerd out over buildy things. This is literally them realizing that:

'Hey, you're not actually that bad.' 'Neither are you I guess.'

Like Bdubs just wanted an excuse to see Joel again, and we all know a lot of Joel's flirting techniques are just being really annoying.

(The classic 'he picks on you because he likes you.' (Even though that term sucks))

It's his love language. Also, not to mention that Smalldubs is really ironic and funny. At the end of the day, they're all obsessed with each other.

I can imagine Etho watching them argue and be all like:

'Guys! Please don't fight! This is getting out of hand!'

and Joel and Bdubs looking at each other with their hands at each other's necks and having this moment of realization where they don't need Etho and realize that they belonged together the whole time. They might move past Etho but still hold him in high regard for being the person who helped them find each other. Two angry short men thinking they're obsessed with the wrong person.

I think the Boat Boys and Ethubs enjoyers should all just stop fighting and kiss, all we really are at the end of the day are just people who want block people to kiss."

sorry for the big rambling. I could talk about them for years on end. Have a fantabulous rest of your night/day/life you gorgeous specimen.

Be gone Biphobes!!!!!

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

How do you not get the message!?

This is something that happened a while ago at my school:

Popular Girl: So... *creepy grin* who do you have a crush on?

Me🏳‍🌈: *freezes in place* Umm, no one.

Popular Girl: Oh, come on! You can tell me.

Me🏳‍🌈: *Pivots to look her directly in the eyes, our faces a hand's width apart.* I've never had a crush on anyone in my entire life.

Popular Girl: So... who do you plan to marry?

Me🏳‍🌈: We're 13. (Not anymore!)

Popular Girl: Awww, don't worry. You just haven't found your perfect guy yet. He'll come one day!

Me:

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