Dean And Sam's Relationship Is So Abrgajndk

PERSEUS-

i was so scared for him

live footage of me checking the ao3 status twt every 2 seconds

Did we all collectively agree that Tim chooses to have a public feud with Red Robin as a way to cover his identity?

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Reporter, pushing a microphone on RR: What are your thoughts on Tim Wayne's recent kidnapping?

Red Robin, deadpan: He's an asshole cosplaying a feral racoon and whiny bitch.

-Later that day-

Tim, watching the news: Well fuck you too *flips off the TV*

Batfam: *concerned*

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Bernard, who's publicly in a relationship with Timothy Drake-Wayne, was caught kissing RR on a rooftop. Kon-El, who the world thinks definitely has a thing with RR, was seen carrying Tim back to a penthouse at night.

This leads Gotham city to believe that Tim and RR stole eachother's boyfriend. Thus fuelling another war between RR and Tim on twitter.

It didn't help when a picture of Bernard and Superboy having a date was posted online.

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Tim: *requested and funded a Red Robin joint to be built in Gotham city *

A video of RR staring at the building offended and distained from across the street went viral.

i was looking for bug fucking fics why is ao3 down

SHUT UP YOU READ BUG FUCKING

AO3 GIVE ME BACK MY ROBOT MPREG PLEASE????

IM GOING THROUGH WITHDRAWAL THEY WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING

COUGH COUGH madohomu

thanks for the new chapter! ☺️

the penultimate, but not quite final, chapter of Mercy Upon Ourselves is out!! please enjoy!! <3

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"You who call women the fairer sex, you may repress and deny all you want, but some of us were born with a howling void where our souls should sway"

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oh. my.

I absolutely ADORED this book, and I also think it's just about time we saw some "women killing men" media floating around, and this was the perfect take on it.

A food critic who eats men? I don't know about the rest of you, but this is exactly what I meant when I said I support women's wrongs.

If you're looking for a book with weird gorey details, cannibalism, and a psychopathic woman as an mc, I absolutely recommend looking into this!

of course, please check trigger warnings before diving in

there’s something strangely gutwrenching about the solstice having already passed. there have been minor changes in the “side adventures” of the trio.

they know they’re entering medusa’s house. they go to the arch for sanctuary against echidna and chimera. they go to waterland to help ares and convince hephaestus to stop being like his family. they go to the lotus hotel to get help from hermes.

in the books they’re getting tricked and distracted and losing all of that time on their quest was an accident. but they still made it in the end.

but in the show? they did everything right. they were aware of where they were at all times. but then they go and ask for help.

they try to ask for athena’s help and she lets monsters into her temple because they “embarrassed her.” they try to ask for hermes’ help but he doesn’t tell them until it’s too late that the lotus hotel messes with time.

they basically did everything right on their quest only for their biggest failures to occur because of the gods.

but poseidon gives him four pearls. four, instead of three. one for sally too. but we already know that she gets left behind.

they tried so hard only for the deadline to lapse.