He's Not Imprisoned, We Are 😶

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does anyone else feel kind of slutty refilling soap bottles

Who's the best homophobic gay character?

I WATCHED LET THERE BE CARNAGE YOOOO

Great movie 1000000% would recommend

The best part of the percy jackson books is that from percy's perspective hes just an easygoing funny cool guy who seems pretty harmless but the moment you see him from someone elses pov hes terrifying. Just a crazy good fighter, a force of nature killing machine, literally gets mistaken for a god in disguise. But he doesnt see that side of himself at all because hes too busy arguing with authority figures and respecting women. I love him

Minions is such a meme rn because god worships those little guys

underrated part of petting a cat is when you reach over their head to scratch their back and they bonk their head on ur arm

that’s the stuff………………

that ugly ass puppet from saw is a whore!

my arch-nemesis resides in my own fucking head how rad is that

*whispers* so I’M the villain