Does Anyone Else Feel Kind Of Slutty Refilling Soap Bottles

the thing about me is that I will eat an entire avocado and I do not care what you think or if it is your avaocado

Alex Rider season 2 would be 600% improved if Alex was able to look into the camera like he’s on the office

googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly

Just got asked if Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss was some sort of lesbian thing and I think that's enough being alive for today.

my arch-nemesis resides in my own fucking head how rad is that

*whispers* so I’M the villain

How was your wiener?

Wish the little science boys who go treasure hunting would actually find something. They seem so sad :(

Not this one though, please, I don't wanna seem desperate

My dream is to see one of my shitposts on one of those TikTok compilations

My problem is I spam like 20 posts in 2 seconds, forget about Tumblr for three months, then come back and wonder why no one is liking my little funnies