Tumblr Users Will See The Word Shrimp And Black Out And Hit Reblog Without Reading The Rest Of The Post

Why can't they just be little southern lesbians that are in love.

Drinking sugar free Sprite is proven to be better for you and even more horrendous than drinking McDonald's Sprite

Even if they're not funny, it's okay. We're all liars eventually

My problem is I spam like 20 posts in 2 seconds, forget about Tumblr for three months, then come back and wonder why no one is liking my little funnies

LIKE MY FUNNIES PEOPLE IN MY PHONE PLEASE I BEG YOU

My problem is I spam like 20 posts in 2 seconds, forget about Tumblr for three months, then come back and wonder why no one is liking my little funnies

always vaguely feeling like im in trouble for something but idk what

I think Venom 2 is so multifaceted because from one perspective it's just a Segway to insert Venom into the MCU and therefore insert him into No Way Home. From another perspective it's a gay romantic comedy about a man and his hot monster partner eating bad guys while also trying to maintain domestic balance. And that's beautiful to me, just let them be happy :)

Pride Month is over it's time to return to my little hole under the bridge with the little orange troll from Dora and Mariah Carey

The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde

fixed it :)

"How do you write such realistic dialogue-" I TALK TO MYSELF. I TALK TO MYSELF AND I PRETEND I AM THE ONE SAYING THE LINE. LIKE SANITY IS SLOWLY SLIPPING FROM BETWEEN MY FINGERS WITH EVERY MEASLY WORD THEY TYPE OUT. THAT IS HOW.

jason graces arms should be as defined as his legs because he runs on all fours like a wolf send tweet