Ex2ess - They Won't Make It Home But They Really Don't Care

i don’t smoke but if I was famous i’d walk around with iced coffee and a cigarette to give the tumblr girls something to chew on

My dream is to see one of my shitposts on one of those TikTok compilations

(so do i)

Minions is such a meme rn because god worships those little guys

How was your wiener?

Reblog

Also if you regularly work with kids/teens I cannot stress how important it is that you know someone who's like really into lame emo junk. There was a girl my dad was working with who just flat out refused to talk to adults or anyone at all and one day I was there and I saw her wearing a homemade bracelet that had beads that said YLDNDAHFHHACYCSYCDAYDKK and since I was also once a 14 year old making niche homemade mcr merch I was like "oh my god you like dnd Audrey Hepburn Fangoria Harry Houdini and croquet you cant swim you can't dance and you dont know karate!!!" and she looked at me like I'd said literal magic words and now we talk about music all the time

I'm struggling with the fact that I was defending Andrew Garfield in Amazing Spiderman when I was but a small child and now everybody wants to act like they were there from the beginning.

Yes I'm happy he's getting his day now.

Yes I will also gatekeep this until I die.

LIKE MY FUNNIES PEOPLE IN MY PHONE PLEASE I BEG YOU

My problem is I spam like 20 posts in 2 seconds, forget about Tumblr for three months, then come back and wonder why no one is liking my little funnies

Drinking sugar free Sprite is proven to be better for you and even more horrendous than drinking McDonald's Sprite