Remember How Akutagawa Said He Doesn't Have Long To Live Cause Of His Lung Disease? What If - And Hear

as a professionally annoyed person I confirm I grow into an eldritch monstrosity and vomit rays of lava when I want someone to leave me alone.

page 51 of “Heroes of the dawn” (1914)

I love my mutuals. Reblog if you love your mutuals.

Spotify should let me annotate playlists. It's not enough to make a ship/character playlist, I need to explain every single song on there.

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

Teachers be like "I don't wanna give you guys homework over the break lol :)" and then give you a test with, like, 10 topics to study for over the break

No more feminine rage. From now on feminine peace.

NEED a kind of coffee that won't turn my bladder into a pressure washer every 2 hours

miguel and miniguel