Aaaand We Did It Again!

No because it would be so stupid funny if this whole plot that has been going on for literal years with a massive fanbase would end as a self-insert fanfic.

At the series finale of Bungo Stray Dogs, we’re gonna find out that the real big bad villain is the author of the series itself, 

Made a thing.

and it's called the tortured poets department like what??? that album is already MINE. THIS ALBUM IS FOR THE GIRLS WHO WRITE SHITTY POETRY LATE AT NIGHT TO GET THROUGH THE DAY. this was made FOR US

I mean, asagiri does like killing off children...

Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

Secret shanghai incorrect quotes part I lost track

(Sorry for not posting one of these in a while, exams are kicking my ass rn and consequently I might just implode)

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*the squad is at a dinner party but someone has been murdered*

Oliver : You’re acting pretty carefree for someone who’s life’s at stake. Who’s to say you aren’t the killer?

Celia: It’s a murder, not a tax audit. I’ll be fine.

Silas: What about Roma? Nobody ever suspects Roma!

Roma: Well what about Phoebe? They have a gun!

Phoebe: Oliver has a knife.

Oliver : Yeah, for fun, not for murder! *stabs Silas in the arm*

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Phoebe: Rosalind, I screwed up, big time. Rosalind: Phoebe, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.

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Celia: I honestly feel like some of our conversations here are almost word-for-word accurate to the generator.

Juliette: Yup.

Roma: Maybe the generator is watching us.

Celia: Wouldn't that imply this conversation will be added?

Celia: ... Celia: Wait—

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*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one*

Roma: I will not let you down.

Juliette: Sounds fun.

Oliver : K.

Orion: No, I'm fucking not.

Phoebe: Do I have to be?

Celia: Please god, I am so tired.

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Orion: Phoebe is at that very special age where a kid only has one thing on their mind.

Juliette: Boys?

Phoebe: Homicide.

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Rosalind: Oh man, you have any shaving cream?

Orion: No, I don't like the way that it tastes.

Rosalind: Wait... you eat shaving cream?

Orion: No. Why would I eat it if I don't like the taste.

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Marshall: I don't know, it's not my cup of tea.

Orion: Well then whose is it?

Marshall, staring at a cup of tea: I don't know!

I would truly like to believe that the last episode will still feature stuff from the main plot. We know asagiri works very closely with Bones and it's possible that he gave the studio information about the plot beyond chapter 110. It'll be like a surprise for both anime onlys and manga readers.

always kind of funny when you wake up from a dream and your first thought is "that symbolism was kind of heavy-handed wasn't it."

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube