Secret Shanghai Incorrect Quotes Pt.2

One lesson I learned the hard way was to annotate books in pencil. Now when there's a book I plan to get rid of I have to spend 30 minutes with a white out roller hunched over the book erasing my dumb commentary.

LOVEEE when i’m in the kitchen while someone else is cooking and they say “could you give that a stir for me?” brother. i would be HONORED to give that a stir for you

Here's an idea for your thunder thursday: the song "my dad" by Paul Peterson, but it's John and Big James singing it for Zebedee.

Bro became a sims character

Glorba shlabba sneeb snab. a wobba du.

Dude when my social battery runs out there’s like no warning. I don’t get the 20% warnings it’s just I’ll be enjoying my time and then all of a sudden if one more word is spoken I’m going to kill myself and everyone around me.

So my birthday cake looks like an abomination

"Ma'am, ma'am, what should we do?" The fresh rookies crowd around me while I am simply enjoying my peace. Or, well, trying to enjoy my peace. I set my coffee down.

"You lot," I begin as they go quiet, "truly have some gall, crowdin' around me like ducklings with their mother duck."

They look at me in bewilderment, utter shock in those innocent eyes.

"You heard me," I say. "This is the SCP foundation, not the babysitter club. Now calm the hell down and figure out, rationally, how to solve this problem."

As they go their own ways and start talking solutions and containment procedures with their voices still audibly shaking, I make a note in my phone: 'teach new rookies how to deal with their jobs'.

Alarms blare throughout the facility. Screams and gunshots echo through the halls. The rookie scientists around you are in panic. You sip your coffee at the breakroom table in peace, “just another tuesday.” You state calmy.

ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE?

BECAUSE YOURE 10/10

Take a shot every time a character winces in fhh