Take A Shot Every Time A Character Winces In Fhh

quick what is everyone doing right now

In honor of Juliette Cai's 116th birthday, I would like to take a moment to make the claim that this woman would probably still be alive and well if she were real. I firmly believe that she has the strength and the spite in her to survive even the apocalypse.

So chuuya consciously made that yeehaw sound huh

no cheating by looking but who do you think your Spotify top artist is gonna be this year 👀

...which version of rory gilmore are we talking. Like end of season 7 or ayitl.

A punk stops during a gay pride parade to allow a mesmerized child to touch his jacket spikes.

Made a thing.

Secret Shanghai incorrect quotes pt.2

Since my last post did quite well and a few people told me to continue, here you go :D

(Technically no spoilers this time unless you've not read flf/fhh at all and even then spoilers are pretty mild, but I'll put a cut just in case)

Rosalind: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...

Rosalind: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.

Phoebe : ...That took an unexpected turn.

Celia: So did their neck.

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Store Worker: Would a “Roma” please come to the front desk?

Roma, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker, pointing to Alisa and Juliette : I believe they belong to you?

Alisa and Juliette , simultaneously: We got lost.

Roma: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me—

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Orion: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for methaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!

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Silas: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.

Secret Shanghai incorrect quotes pt. 3

No particular spoilers this time, just vibes \(^-^)/

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Rosalind: You look mentally ill.

Celia: I am. Let’s go.

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Rosalind: Time sensitive question how flirt boy.

Silas: Throw rocks at he.

Alisa: Hot Dogs.

Celia: Kill him.

Rosalind: Thanks guys.

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Benedikt , opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

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Roma: We need a distraction.

Phoebe: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Alisa, whispering: My time has come.

You’ve been arrested for a horrendous crime and your only ticket to avoid life in prison is to become an undercover cop. The main thing is, you have no idea what crime you committed, and they’re not telling you.