No Cheating By Looking But Who Do You Think Your Spotify Top Artist Is Gonna Be This Year 👀

god’s strongest soldiers are girls who are constantly overwhelmed by everything. and also girls on the first day of their period

92% of people who read this are in a state of denial the likes of which I thought unreachable.

I can't I can't I can't I can't

Do y'all ever read through your drafted scenes and think "lol these characters are cute and funny" and then you remember that YOU wrote it.

I'm sorry but have you SEEN the "current tl" OP visuals in this new episode??? I AM IN AWE WHAT THE SHIT. the colors, the character placement, the EVERYTHING. I LOVE THIS OP TO THE BONE.

Sorry for being resigned to my fate and being doomed by the narrative, it will happen again

Secret Shanghai incorrect quotes pt.2

Since my last post did quite well and a few people told me to continue, here you go :D

(Technically no spoilers this time unless you've not read flf/fhh at all and even then spoilers are pretty mild, but I'll put a cut just in case)

Rosalind: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes...

Rosalind: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.

Phoebe : ...That took an unexpected turn.

Celia: So did their neck.

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Store Worker: Would a “Roma” please come to the front desk?

Roma, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker, pointing to Alisa and Juliette : I believe they belong to you?

Alisa and Juliette , simultaneously: We got lost.

Roma: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me—

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Orion: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for methaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!

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Silas: I have been tricked, I have been backstabbed, and I have quite possibly been bamboozled.

whenever someone is like "[X] is so good but you can't just recommend it casually bc it has every trigger warning under the sun" that in itself is a recommendation. all the truly good shit needs a minimum of 5 disclaimers or it can't possibly reach the level of visceral catharsis necessary to be classified as a masterpiece. the funnier variant of this is when you come across a callout post for a piece of media that ends up reading like a recommendation instead

why would you say that. what if that was my last straw. what if.

Orion 🤠🔫

hoodies are one of the most powerful and underappreciated articles of clothing. cold? put on a hoodie. raining? put on a hoodie. no bra? put on a hoodie. nothing to wear? hoodie. cripplingly low self esteem? you already know. so versatile! so multifaceted!

Hey guys. I recently found out that I'm in love. I will be out committing felonies if anyone needs me.