Fhh Spoilers? Idk

OOOOOH I LIKE THIS I LOVE THIS

When bloody rain began to fall over most of the earth, many religious leaders began to proclaim the end times were upon us. Then corpses came crashing down, identified as Zeus, Odin, Osiris, and Jesus of Nazareth, and we realized it was so much worse.

Here it is. Our final night alive.

Thank you to @no-1-rosalind-lang-apologist for tagging me! These books are in no particular order:

-The picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde

-No longer human by Dazai Osamu

-Dracula by Bram Stoker

-Six of crows by Leigh Bardugo

-Frankenstein by Mary Shelley

-Anne of green gables by Lucy M. Montgomery

-Foul lady Fortune by Chloe Gong

-Foul heart Huntsman by Chloe Gong

-A thousand splendid suns by Khaled Hosseini

No pressure tags: @typingwithmyhandstied @romajuliettesupremacy @romajuliettemai

tagged by @laurabenanti to list my top 9 books

the song of achilles by madeline miller book of all time

the seven husbands of evelyn hugo by taylor jenkins reid (my current read!)

life or death by michael robatham

the harry potter series (prisoner of azkaban is my fav. fuck jkr but like god those books are good)

the hunger games trilogy by suzanne collins

they both die at the end + the first to die at the end by adam silvera (they can't be separated 🥺)

the perks of being a wallflower by stephen chbosky

the pendragon series by d.j. machale (nostalgic series from high school that i just finished. i think books 2 and 7 were my favs)

the hobbit by j.r.r. tolkien

tagging @sophiedevreaux @stardreamt @evelyns @henwilsons @morozovamaximoff

girl taking off her headphones all forlornly on her sunday night making peace with whats to come

at this point I am honestly wondering how much longer asagiri wants to keep this arc going

I wonder if phoebe maybe fakes her death in FHH…

Let's see if the world ends next week. T'was nice knowing y'all.

The worst happened y'all-

Some more Secret Shanghai incorrect quotes! (Some of these take place in a past timeline)

Katherina: Who the fuck broke the toaster? Phoebe: It was Marshall. Alisa: It was Marshall. Benedikt: Marshall broke it. Marshall: Marshall: ...yOU PROMISED-

Katherina: Mom, can I please borrow five dollars? Juliette: If you’re only borrowing it, does that mean you’ll pay me back at some point? Katherina: Of course. Katherina: Not directly, but with my love. Juliette: So that’s a no.

Orion: Hey, Rosalind, do you have feelings for me? Rosalind: Yeah, anger.

Alisa, about Oliver: I could fix him, but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with him is way funnier. Rosalind: That's what any god probably thinks about me.

Bendikt: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. Marshall: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to his knees and sob while apologizing profusely* Benedikt: That one. I want that one.

Silas: Not to be nsfw but I want someone to hold me while I sleep.

Rosalind: I lost Phoebe. Alisa: How did you LOSE Phoebe?! Rosalind: To be fair, she is very small.

Phoebe: How are you today? Silas: Please don’t make me think about my life.

Juliette: You either buckle down and do your work or you’ll end up at McDonalds. Katherina: We're going to McDonalds if I don't do my work? Juliette: NO-

Silas: Why can’t we all just get along? 

Orion: Because most of us are assholes, Silas.

Rosalind: I hate you. Orion: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.

Silas: Are you really planning to shoot the demon? Phoebe: Don't worry, it's a holy gun. Silas: How so? Phoebe: It makes holes.

Marshall: Operation no more distractions is a go! *not even 10 seconds later* Marshall: Oh, look! A butterfly!

Alisa: *on the phone with Celia* I can’t talk right now, I’m doing hot girl shit. Celia: You’re pulling Oreos apart and saving off the frosting to make a mega Oreo, aren’t you. Alisa: Maybe.

Rosalind: What kinds of sounds annoy you? Orion: Are we talking real sounds or imaginary ones? Rosalind, now interested: Lets say imaginary. Orion: Spiders wearing flip flops.

Roma & Juliette: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire you may knock once, if I don’t answer assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.

Orion, excitedly: Heeyy!! Silas: Hey, someone's excited. Oliver, deadpan: Yeah, and it's making me sick.

Katherina, who is planning to sneak out with Alisa: We need to distract these guys. Alisa: Leave it to me. Alisa: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Roma & Juliette: immediately begin arguing

FHH SPOILERS BELOW

Celia, to Oliver: Sorry it took so long to bail you out of jail. Silas: No, it was my fault actually. I shouldn't have used my phone call to prank call the police station.

Orion, no memories: Can I ask a dumb question? 

Rosalind, exhausted : Better than anyone I know.

Vampire akutagawa is funny. Why they make my dude gray.

you have to fistfight your tumblr pfp. do you think you'd win