Life Saver

"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would

Ok I am done being a hater for now I set a timer and the timer has gone off so my hater time is over I’m normal now I swear

Secret Shanghai incorrect quotes pt. 3

No particular spoilers this time, just vibes \(^-^)/

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Rosalind: You look mentally ill.

Celia: I am. Let’s go.

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Rosalind: Time sensitive question how flirt boy.

Silas: Throw rocks at he.

Alisa: Hot Dogs.

Celia: Kill him.

Rosalind: Thanks guys.

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Benedikt , opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

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Roma: We need a distraction.

Phoebe: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Alisa, whispering: My time has come.

i don’t think that a movie needs to be good in order for it to be good

there are times in life where a girls just gotta watch a ghibli film

I was getting pretty fed up with links and generators with very general and overused weapons and superpowers and what have you for characters so:

Here is a page for premodern weapons, broken down into a ton of subcategories, with the weapon’s region of origin. 

Here is a page of medieval weapons.

Here is a page of just about every conceived superpower.

Here is a page for legendary creatures and their regions of origin.

Here are some gemstones.

Here is a bunch of Greek legends, including monsters, gods, nymphs, heroes, and so on. 

Here is a website with a ton of (legally attained, don’t worry) information about the black market.

Here is a website with information about forensic science and cases of death. Discretion advised. 

Here is every religion in the world. 

Here is every language in the world.

Here are methods of torture. Discretion advised.

Here are descriptions of the various methods used for the death penalty. Discretion advised.

Here are poisonous plants.

Here are plants in general.

Feel free to add more to this!

evil infodumping where you just tell lies

Some more Secret Shanghai incorrect quotes! (Some of these take place in a past timeline)

Katherina: Who the fuck broke the toaster? Phoebe: It was Marshall. Alisa: It was Marshall. Benedikt: Marshall broke it. Marshall: Marshall: ...yOU PROMISED-

Katherina: Mom, can I please borrow five dollars? Juliette: If you’re only borrowing it, does that mean you’ll pay me back at some point? Katherina: Of course. Katherina: Not directly, but with my love. Juliette: So that’s a no.

Orion: Hey, Rosalind, do you have feelings for me? Rosalind: Yeah, anger.

Alisa, about Oliver: I could fix him, but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with him is way funnier. Rosalind: That's what any god probably thinks about me.

Bendikt: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. Marshall: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to his knees and sob while apologizing profusely* Benedikt: That one. I want that one.

Silas: Not to be nsfw but I want someone to hold me while I sleep.

Rosalind: I lost Phoebe. Alisa: How did you LOSE Phoebe?! Rosalind: To be fair, she is very small.

Phoebe: How are you today? Silas: Please don’t make me think about my life.

Juliette: You either buckle down and do your work or you’ll end up at McDonalds. Katherina: We're going to McDonalds if I don't do my work? Juliette: NO-

Silas: Why can’t we all just get along? 

Orion: Because most of us are assholes, Silas.

Rosalind: I hate you. Orion: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.

Silas: Are you really planning to shoot the demon? Phoebe: Don't worry, it's a holy gun. Silas: How so? Phoebe: It makes holes.

Marshall: Operation no more distractions is a go! *not even 10 seconds later* Marshall: Oh, look! A butterfly!

Alisa: *on the phone with Celia* I can’t talk right now, I’m doing hot girl shit. Celia: You’re pulling Oreos apart and saving off the frosting to make a mega Oreo, aren’t you. Alisa: Maybe.

Rosalind: What kinds of sounds annoy you? Orion: Are we talking real sounds or imaginary ones? Rosalind, now interested: Lets say imaginary. Orion: Spiders wearing flip flops.

Roma & Juliette: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire you may knock once, if I don’t answer assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.

Orion, excitedly: Heeyy!! Silas: Hey, someone's excited. Oliver, deadpan: Yeah, and it's making me sick.

Katherina, who is planning to sneak out with Alisa: We need to distract these guys. Alisa: Leave it to me. Alisa: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Roma & Juliette: immediately begin arguing

FHH SPOILERS BELOW

Celia, to Oliver: Sorry it took so long to bail you out of jail. Silas: No, it was my fault actually. I shouldn't have used my phone call to prank call the police station.

Orion, no memories: Can I ask a dumb question? 

Rosalind, exhausted : Better than anyone I know.

Happy october 3rd!✨