There Are No Disabilities Which Are Raised Above Ableism. The Person In The Wheelchair, The Autistic

me aged 13: I will kill myself and everyone around me if I get another maths homework sheet 🤬😡 [gothic music plays]

me now: haha I can purchase a new beverage at any time. tee hee [gothic music plays]

tired of working hard gonna watch goth kids getting yelled at talk show hosts in the 90s

my thing with vampires doesn't even have the decency to be one of those childhood obsessions ("I roleplayed warrior cats on the playground and now I have a cat fursona" "I used to think I was a wizard as an undiagnosed nd kid and now I'm all about gandalf big naturals"), this happened to me in my early teens. it's barely even an academic interest, I got there eventually but I had to deliberately shoehorn it into my major. it's not even something respectable like a kink or other sick and twisted sexual perversion. no, this is something far, far worse.

Festive gingerbread bats! With a link to the official Gothic Charm School recipe!

𝕒 𝕟𝕖𝕨 𝕙𝕠𝕡𝕖 𝕩 𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕓𝕠𝕩 𝕣𝕖𝕧𝕚𝕖𝕨𝕤

ADHD and autism spectrum is funny in a way that isn't funny. Like hello, welcome to society, your brain is hardwired to function the most efficiently within certain parameters you'll almost never end up in. You're either so good at switching subjects that other people don't enjoy talking with you, or you're so good at sticking to the same subject that other people don't enjoy talking with you. Fuck you and good luck.

Thoughts for a do-not-disturb sign I need as goth with ADHD:

A sign that says, "Already disturbed: leave me alone" for days when I need to be left alone to work, and on the flip side, it reads, "Already disturbed: come on in."

Bonus points if it's shaped like a bat.

don't forget to let your vampire alters stay up all night, lurk in the shadows, and drink cherry koolaid