Not Me Waking Up And Realizing I Might Be Bisexual

have to switch meds AGAIN ugh I couldn't handle going to sleep at 10:30 on this latuda, I'm convinced this medication is actually a tranquilizer like y am I so tired

able bodied people will decide you’re not disabled over *checks notes* the shoes you wear

if I gain one more pound on this zyprexa I'm gonna snap

the goofiest thing about people who defend forced hospitalization is that they act like that’s the only option. they’ll look at you with a straight face and act like the only health care options in the world are to either imprisonment via police escort or let people just die in the street. what about outpatient care? having someone check in daily? support groups? online networks? actually making any attempt to relieve any of the immediate pressures that are causing the problem? doing inpatient psych but making it actually voluntary, which means you get to have your stuff, you get to talk to your friends and family, you check your own self out of you feel like it? like why don’t you try treating mentally ill people like noncriminals and see where the fuck that gets you, you know?

got put on olanzapine...

avpd culture is getting jealous of people talking about having a safe person. you guys are getting to be yourself safely around someone?

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When one doctor asks why your other doctor isn’t doing anything

Me:

got diagnosed with fibromyalgia today

neurotypical psych majors’ vibes are so rancid 😷

(Badly) Explained PDs

Cluster A

SzPD: I am so Normal right now :) *feeling Nothing at All, trapped inside the Meat Prison*

StPD: 'Got a little bit too eccentric' disorder

PPD: Constantly checking behind them because the fear of getting backstabbed is just Too Real

Cluster B

BPD: *intense FP-related sobbing* *goes back to watching TV like nothing happened a few seconds later*

NPD: I may not be God but Goddamnit let me have this moment

HPD: Please look at me please talk to me please compliment me please I am so pretty

ASPD: Fuck around and find out

Cluster C

DPD: where are all the people. help. I could go for a Person right about now

AvPD: That one social reject kid that freaks out during a Powerpoint presentation

OCPD: *does a thing* Wait *does the thing again* I am performing this Task so incorrectly right now wtf *does the thing

Other

PDNOS: That moment when not even you know what's wrong but clearly Something is up