Helia: I'm Not Mad I Just Want To Know Why You Two Needed A Fake ID?

THIS ARE THE FUCKING BESTIES! THE BESTIES WE DESERVE!

Eternals (2021) dir. Chloé Zhao

Ikaris *learning about the history of democracy*:Well, my first rule would be that no one veto my rules. And I'm always right.

Sersi:Well, that's called tyranni, and it's generally frowned upon. So I would just stop reading that if I was you, sweetie.

-Timmy every time trying to talk to Tecna.-

Timmy: You... you...when .. when...when... you...when...

Tecna: I'm sorry what?

Stella*used to it*: He's asking if when you went to his dorm if you grab his book of engine things.

Tecna: Yeah, sorry. It seemed so interesting. I just wanted to learn a bit.

Timmy:It's... Uhmm... It's.... Me....It's...

Stella*rolling her eyes*: He says it's ok, and that he would love to teach you whenever you want.

Tecna:How did you do it? I mean understanding it..

Stella: I'm used to it, if you guys excuse me, I have to go with Flora to her date with Helia. I speak shy-love. Mom teached me. Byeeee!

-Sam after he found out Steve left.-

Sam: Oh my god he left?

Sam: NO

Sam:*realizing Bucky is now single*

Sam: Oh...

Bloom: Timmy get me closer!

*While in the fight*

Roxy*fangirl*:Super hero landing! She is gonna do a super hero landing. Wait for it.

* Bloom lands in a cool way*

Roxy: Super hero landing!

Stella: Yeah that's really hard on the knees, so don't do that Rox.

Karun: Uhmm, Sir I have a question? How do sir Druig and miss Makkari get out big messes?

Kingo: Bold of you to assume that they get out of them, they just make one worse, and cancel the first one.

Preast: Do you take Brandon Hall to be your lawfull wedded husband?

Stella:.... There’s been a mistake

Audience:*gasps*

Brandon: Stella...

Stella: This is a mistake... THOSE FLOWERS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WHITE BLOOM! YOU HAD ONLY ONE JOB AS MY BRIDESMAID! ONE!

Druig:I'm...wait for it...in...wait for it...love...wait for it...

*Sersi rolling her eyes while reading her magazine*

Druig: With...wait for it...a...wait for it...

*Sersi starting to loose her patience*

Druig: Certain... wait for it

Sersi *screaming a bit*: I know that you're in love with Makkari!

Druig: I don't love her ok?

*Sersi smashing the magazine to Druig*

Druig: Fine! I just miss her when she's not around, I think about her when I see something I know she would like, and I see her in slow motion...

Sersi: Please tell me you're hearing yourself.

Druig: Oh shit, I'm in love with her...

*Flora and Riven smashing shit, because they have anger issues.*

Musa: Oh...Are we attracted to this?

Helia: No, are we?

Musa: Yeah, we are screwed.

*Makkari beating the shit out of Ikaris still after what happened*

Sprite: I think you got him...

Makkari*signing while smashing*:You want what he's having?

Sprite: Not really, I'm good.

Makkari*signing while smashing*: Justice for DRUIG!

Druig*signing*: I love you so much.