*Makkari Beating The Shit Out Of Ikaris Still After What Happened*

Phastos *signing*: Uhmm what did you with our ship?

Makkari*signing*: Uhm, I'll let Druig answer that.

Druig *signing*: So you know we had a lot of time and well she rebordered the cylinder, modified the intake valves on the injection system, added a blower and installed a 5 pound nitrous thank.

Makkari*signing*: And he put some cool stickers!

Kingo: You know normal couples have sex.

Riven: Having trouble with your internet, sir?

*checking him out*

Riven: He's not here, where'd he go?

Helia: He's in the roof.

*they go to the roof*

Saladin: Trying to pick up a wi-fi signal from across the street. I've got $8,000 riding on little Jayla.

Riven: Don't you think you have a bit of a problem here, sir?

Saladin: I'm in complete control. Now Helia, be a good boy, and come over here and dangle me off the edge of this building.

Helia: Grandpa I'm not going to dangle you off the side of this building.

Saladin: You're expelled. Riven, let me climb onto your shoulders.

Riven: I can't...

Saladin: You're expelled, everyone is expelled.

Riven: Where’s the yogurt?

Musa:*mumbles*

Riven: What?

Musa: It’s was on the top shelf I couldn’t reach it ok?

Riven: You’re so cute.

Musa: Shut up, this is mortyfing. I’m a fucking gnom.

Riven: *kissing her head*Yup, But you’re my gnom.

Tecna: Wait are you flitring with me?

Timmy: Have been for the past year, but thanks for noticing.

Stella: Is that vodka?

Musa: Yeah.

Stella: Straight?

Musa: No, bi.

Stella: The vodka! Not you!

Stella: We talked about this!

Musa: Ah then gay vodka.

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For the questions Rivusa and 2,6,7 & 8 💕

First Thanks for asking😊❤️.

2. Who wakes the other with kisses?

It’s Riven, because he gets up before, he trains really early, so he gets up early. So when hes done of training he goes to wake her up. Musa is a big fan of sleeping, so when shes not in the mood of waking up he just kisses her to death.

6.Who loves to be held by the other?

I think it’s mostly Musa, because besides been more tiny than him, she loves to being held and protected by Riven, even if she says that she dosen’t.

7. How do they flirt with eachoter?

Well at the start of the relationship it was mostly Musa but in a subtle way, but then when they were like some time dating. She just starting dropping him some cheessy lines, wich made him blush. And Riv, well Riven in public didn’t flirt, he just was there, but when they were alone he just compliments her all the time. But now that they’re been dating for a long time, he just teases her. So yeah they grew to be more comfortable, now even their friends get disgusted by their strong teasing.

8.How many children do they want?

Actually, they discusse it like in a serious way, but they dosen’t seem to want same amount. Musa wants 2 kids, one boy and one girl. And Riven wants 4, one girl and three boys. But they will be happy about whatever it comes.

Edit: I just realize i posted one more question. Gosh im sorry😅

Bloom: Can you guys babysit Roxy?

The specialists: Uhm... sure.

Roxy: Bloom! I’m a 16 year old and a Fairy! I don’t need a babysitting!

Stella:They will let you play with their swords and shields.

Roxy:Really?!

Brandon:I mean yeah sure..

Roxy:Best babysitters ever!

Layla: I couldn’t be so drunk...

Musa: You were hugging Nabu.

Layla: So?

Musa: And you were yelling "hes the love of my life, fuck y’all"

Layla: and again so?

Jack: Uncle Druig, what's a thot? Druig*about to crack up*: A thoughtful person, kiddo.

*later at the dinner table*

Jack: Daddie can you pass the salt?

Phastos:Sure kid.

Jack:Thanks daddie, you're such a thot.

Phastos: DRUIG! What did you do?!