Timmy: Did You Just Had That On You?

Timmy: Did you just had that on you?

Brandon: Of course, what sort of a men dosen’t carry a little sword on his bag, you should PUT it on your christmat list.

Timmy: Brandon I’m 23, i Don’t have a christmas list anymore.

Riven* from far with a big smile*: I DO!

Timmy: *smiles while he gives him thumbs up awkarldy*

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3 years ago

Phastos *signing*: Uhmm what did you with our ship?

Makkari*signing*: Uhm, I'll let Druig answer that.

Druig *signing*: So you know we had a lot of time and well she rebordered the cylinder, modified the intake valves on the injection system, added a blower and installed a 5 pound nitrous thank.

Makkari*signing*: And he put some cool stickers!

Kingo: You know normal couples have sex.


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4 years ago

Musa: Do you have a pencil?

Riven: Why?

Musa: Because I want to erase our past, and write our future.

Riven *its on the verge of years*: Thats.. I...

Musa: And also I lost my pen so I need one.


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4 years ago

-What is like in Red Fountain-

Riven in the middle of the night: Do you think pigeons have feelings?

Timmy: I’m going to give you one more chance to shut the fuck up.

Riven: Come’on. Helia do you know that?

Helia: Yeah, every animal feel stuff, Riv.

Timmy: Like me, I feel tired and I want to sleep. And I Don’t give a shit about pigeons.

Riven: Dude you are hurting their feelings!

Timmy: What about my feelings?!

* Brandon walks in with a blanket*

Brandon: Are we talking about feelings? Because I feel sad.

Riven: Don’t worry dude, pigeons feel the same way. Since Timmy offended them.

Brandon: You offended a pigeon? Whats wrong with you?! They are very sensitive.

* Nabu comes in with an angry face*

Nabu: Look it’s three in the morning. And tomorrow is a busy day. So can you shut the fuck up?

Riven: We cant because Timmy offended pigeons!

Nabu: What?

Helia: Just ignore it.

Brandon: Ignore it?! What kind of human are you? Gosh.

Riven: Apologize to the pigeon right now!

Timmy: I’m not going to apologize to a pigeon, are you serious?

Brandon: Apologize!

*Sky walks in with a tired face*

Sky: #Pigeons deserve better.

Timmy: I’m going to kill all of you morons gosh!

Riven: You made Brandon cry!

Nabu: Brandon cries for everything!

Brandon*crying a bit*: Thats no True!

(BTW: This happend with my friends one day)


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4 years ago

FRIENDSHIP DYNAMICS OF THE WINX: USING F.R.I.E.N.D.S REFERENCES. PART 4 HELIA AND TECNA.

Situation 1: * When Tecna drives the ship*

Tecna: What are you doing? Get in the front.

Helia: In the dead seat?!

Situation 2:* When they watch a sad movie*

Tecna: I should tell you that crying people make me very uncomfortable.

Helia: Well then you’re not gonna like what is coming.

Situation 3: * When they first hang out*

Tecna: I do have feelings for you.

Helia: You do?

Tecna: Yes, I feel that you’re a little bit annoying But in a good way.

Situation 4: * When Timmy was planing to propose to Tecna, and Helia had to distract her*

*a phone is calling*

Helia: I’ll get it. * jumping to the phone*

Tecna: Confused look.

Helia: Hello, Tecna’ place. Helia speaking. Oh it’s for you

Tecna: * gets the phone more confused*

Tecna: I Don’t understand what just happened here.

Situation 5: * when they moved togheter*

Helia: Hey, Tec do you wanna help? * while carrying boxes*

Tecna: No, I wish i could, But i Don’t want to. * while she sits at *the couch Playing videogames*

Situation 6: * Tecna Walking home after a busy day*

Helia: * buliding a fort*

Tecna: Well, I see you’ve had a very productive day.


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3 years ago

Nabu: I know something you don't know!

Layla: Tell me this second!

Nabu: Has Musa perhaps misplaced a sweater.

Layla:Riven has it!

Nabu: Yes!

Layla:How do you know!

Nabu: I saw it!

Layla: Where?

Nabu: In his closet.

Layla:All this time?

Nabu:YeS! Isn't it romantic!

Layla: No it's horrid.

Nabu: I thought you be pleased.

Layla: At the idea of anybody coming to take Musa away? No thank you.

Nabu:Ahh.. Will you feel better about it when someone comes to take you away.

Layla: I would like to see someone try.

Nabu: I would like to see someone try as well.


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3 years ago

FANFIC.

Hi you guys, I have this fanfic of Harry Potter I would love if you guys check it out.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13849334/6/WITHOUT-VOLDEMORT


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4 years ago

THE LOST KINGDOM.

New chapter updated, let's see how Helia and Tecna handle being the directors of Red Fountain. I hope you like it.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13844769/4/THE-LOST-KINGDOM-winx-club

THE LOST KINGDOM.

Art from @cherrionse in Instagram.


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4 years ago

Riven: Where’s is the idiot anyway?

Sky: Im right here.

Riven: Surpisingly im not talking about you this time.


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4 years ago

Billy: Hello nice to meet you, this is my ex-boyfriend, Teddy.

Teddy: You have to stop introducing me like that.

Teddy: I’m his husband.


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3 years ago

Natasha: This woman put a braid in my hair.

Steve: Oh it looks beautiful.

Tony: Yeah it’s cute.

Natasha:*cuts it off*

Steve: Please have my children.

Tony: S-I-M-P.


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