*When Brandon Has Break Down*

Ajax: Why is Ikaris crying on his room?

Sersi: Oh, he's drunk.

Ajax:And?

Sersi: He heard from Druig, that I'm married.

Phastos: But he's your husband...

Sersi*sighs*:Yeah..

Layla:Gosh I hate Nabu so much. With his stupid beautiful brown eyes, and his dumb brown braids that weirdly smell like coconut and kiwi, and his idiotic smile that makes me wanna punch his ugly pretty face...gosh I like him so much...I wish I could kill him. And that's why I don't wanna be engaged. You got that Flora?

Flora:Uhm yeah... But I change it a bit, because that was weird. It says " I don't like that you chose for me, but I hate that you're right and that I love him". Is that right?

Layla: Gosh, no Flo. Were you even listening to what I said?

Flora:were you...?

Sersie: We have a problem Ikaris.

Ikaris: What the fire?

Sersie: Wait- what? There's a fire?

Ikaris: Never mind, this sounds more interesting, tell me love.

Tecna: I need help, right now. I told Timmy I know how to cook but that's the only thing I can't do.

Stella pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: AND YOU ARE TELLING ME? You thought I could help.

MORE NEWS!

Hi, well there’s a fun fact that you guys don’t know. I love Harry Potter, and In wattpad i have this story about them in my mother language, so I changed it and made it more mature. So if you guys are curios here’s the link.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13849334/1/

i love david jenkins so much, he really said “the gays won’t care about the logic of time and space so long as we give them pirates who kiss” and he was absolutely right. at this point ed could have his full beard back at the beginning of season two with no time jump at all and i would just say thank you. lucius could survive being thrown overboard due to the buoyancy of his wooden finger and i’d be like yup, makes perfect sense, no notes. i am willfully forgetting everything i’ve ever known for this show. i am not just suspending my disbelief, i am loading it into a cannon and blasting it to the heavens.

WHO KNOWS WHO BETTER? PART 5.

Timmy: Ladies good luck, 30 seconds on the clock. Five correct questions and you win the game.

Musa: Who run the world?

Stella: Girls!

Musa: Hit it, Timmy.

Timmy:The lighting round begins now. What's is Brandon favorite food?

Musa: Sandwiches.

Timmy: Correct, how old was Riven, when touched a girl chest, and who was it?

Stella: 16, Musa's!

Timmy:Incorrect, 16 but it was Darcy's.

Musa:*rolls her eyes at Riven*

Riven: Thanks man.

Timmy: Brandon had an imaginary childhood friend what his name was?

Musa: His name was Maurice.

Timmy: What's Riven job now?

*the girls stare at eachother*

Stella: Musa! Musa!

Musa: I... I got it.. It has something to do with fighting.

Timmy: If you don't answer you loose the game ladies.

Stella: Uhmm.

Musa: Karate...

Stella: Uhmm, he is a karatekoko! Karatekoko!

Musa: That's not even a word! I can, can figure it out..

Stella: He is.. Uhmm...

Timmy: Time's up ladies.

Musa*falls to her knees*: NOOO!

*Brandon and Riven celebrate it*

Stella*crying*: No...

(I know is from friends, but I'm considering doing fanfic about this, like how would it be if they had to live on the earth, but realistic. What do you guys think to say it in the comments,

*Riven while being possessed trying to confuse himself*

Riven *whispering*: I don't have a problem.

Riven *singing to himself*: No, I don't have a problem.

Darcy: Let's go shot someone!

Riven: Yes!

Riven: I have a problem...

Brandon:*follows Stella everywhere*

Stella: Ok, why the hell you keep following me?

Brandon: I been told to follow my dreams.

Stella:Oh...*awkard and proud smile*

Stella: FIne but don’t make noise I have a meeting in two minutes.

-When Rivusa had to live on Earth, and It was hallowen-

Riven: YOU PUT EGGS ON MY HOUSE! I WILL DESTROY WHAT YOU LOVE!

Musa: Or you could eat candy with me..?

Riven*heart eyes*: Sure Muse I would love that.

Musa*smiles while she leaves inside with a juni of candy*: I wait you. <3

Riven*pissed* AFTER THAT I WILL KILL YOU BASTARDS!