*How It Went With Layla And Nabu*

Sky: A murderer becomes a serial killer with just 2 more kills.

Riven: Damn, that's a motivational quote! I'd put that on my wall...

Riven: I'd prefer that to like: Live, Laugh, Love.

Riven: We could put it right up there.

Sky:*facepalm*

Riven*whispering in Musa ear*: You ask me if I do this everyday, I say often.

Musa *whispering back*: How many times did he walk away i said often.

Stella*rolling her eyes*: How many times do I get disgusted by this?

Layla*laughing beside her*: I said often.

Mobius: Do we really need flowers?

Loki: Hell, yes. Stargazer flowers babe.

Old lady: How can I help you?

Loki: Hey so I'm getting married and would love to see what you have in way of stargazer lilies.

Old lady: Let me show you some photos.

*stars showing them*

Old lady: This is the sierra sunset and this is what we call beyond blue.

Loki: Thats gorgeous.

Old lady:Especially because we get them at the perfect time. Right before they open, so they're spectacular on your blessed day.

Loki: I bet. What do you think Mob?

Mobius: Yeah, I like the blue one's.

Loki: Yeah. Great.

Mobius: Yeah, Loki.

Old lady: Are you the best man?

Mobius*kind angel*:No I'm the grom? The official partner. We still haven't found the name.

Old lady:So you are...Homosexuals?

Loki: No, well he is. I just like having another man dick in my ass.

Old lady: I'm sorry, I'm afraid that we don't do buisness with your...

Loki*starting to get pissed*:With your what?

Old lady: We don't believe...

Loki: Finishing sentences grandma! Is that in what you don't believe in?

Mobius: Loki..

Old lady: Sodomy is a sin.

Loki: You know what else it's a sin? Stabbing a fucking bitch in the heart.

Mobius*taking him out of the store*: Okay,yeah.

Loki:I'm going to sodomize you mere mortal. I will ruin you and your stupid fucking shop.

Timmy the Sass King.

- The Bloom and Diaspro Situation.-

Sky: I really Don’t know what to do... This is so hard...

Timmy: Oh, no. Two women love me, they’re both gorgeous and smart. My Wallet is too small for my 50$ and my diamond shoes are too tight.

- When Timmy and Tecna kissed for the first time-

Timmy: We forget it happened!

Tecna: W-what?

Timmy: We swallow our feelings, even if it means We’re unhappy forever. Sounds good?

Tecna: NO!

-When they had events when they became famous-

Timmy: Hi, I’m Timmy. And I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.

-When Helia suggested doing a flashmob about Timmy planet, in Tecna and Timmy wedding-

Tecna: Why your family is from Huck.

Timmy: Why is your family Helia?!

- every time Stella ask advice Timmy-

Timmy: I’m not great at the advice... Can it interest you a sarcastic comment?

*In the specialist dorm*

Timmy: The internet is not working! Does in your room works?

Brandon: No, it's not working. It just shows the freaking dinosaur, and it fucks me up because i was just loading one chapter of heidi where Clara finally stands up of the wheel chair.

Riven: You're obsessed with Heidi!

Brandon: I get her ok? I even know the sintony in Japanese. It goes like "boshibo, shitaana, tay tay aishanna, mhm, mhm"

*Helia and Nabu trying to hold the laughter*

Helia: Well done...

Sky: Yeah.

Nabu:Wow.

Riven: Poor guy, he dosen't even realize.

* Every time Tecna does something*

Timmy: Look at the words sexy and brillant in that computer of yours.

Tecna: Oh, look at that. It’s me.

Timmy: You’re a goddes women! Good Job <3

Tecna: *trying to talk nervous*

Musa: She just passed him the peanutbutter.

Riven: Where’s is the idiot anyway?

Sky: Im right here.

Riven: Surpisingly im not talking about you this time.

Timmy: Wait, you don't believe in evolution?

Flora*trying to grab a cookie*: Nahh... Not really...

Timmy*takes the cookie*: You don't believe in evolution?

Flora*calm*: I don't know it's just that it's you know, monkeys, darwin, you know it's a nice story... I just think is a little too easy.

* Riven and Stella watch each other while trying to hold their laugh*

Timmy: ToO eaSy?.. heh...the process of every living thing on this planet, evolving over millions of years from single-celled organisms is too easy?

Flora: Yeah, I just don't buy it. Let's just say plants talk...

Timmy: Evolution is a scientific FACT, like.. like... the air we breathe. LIKE gravity!

Flora: Okay, don't get me started on gravity.

Timmy: Come on, you don't believe in gravity?

Flora: Well, it's not like I don't believe, it's just that my culture is different. It's just I think it is in a different way... We think like nature holds everything where it's supposed to be.

Timmy: Well, let me just say-

Helia*putting his hand in Timmy's mouth*: No, dude you're done.

Flora: Bloom? We’re here for you, ok? As long as it takes...

Stella: 20 more minutes and I’m ripping the door of the hinges!

Stella: Bloom! Stuff your feelings in.

Flora: Stell!

Stella: What? It’s not my sad day, I have things to do.

-When Rivusa had to live on Earth, and It was hallowen-

Riven: YOU PUT EGGS ON MY HOUSE! I WILL DESTROY WHAT YOU LOVE!

Musa: Or you could eat candy with me..?

Riven*heart eyes*: Sure Muse I would love that.

Musa*smiles while she leaves inside with a juni of candy*: I wait you. <3

Riven*pissed* AFTER THAT I WILL KILL YOU BASTARDS!