Sky: A Murderer Becomes A Serial Killer With Just 2 More Kills.

Sky: A murderer becomes a serial killer with just 2 more kills.

Riven: Damn, that's a motivational quote! I'd put that on my wall...

Riven: I'd prefer that to like: Live, Laugh, Love.

Riven: We could put it right up there.

Sky:*facepalm*

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3 years ago

BRANDON AND RIVEN PARENTING FLORA.

Flora: What flowers do you guys think the best for a wedding a tulip or a rose?

Riven: Roses, they bring joy or whatever... What wedding are you planing?

Flora: Well mine and Helia's.

Helia: We're getting married!

Flora: We're very excited. Please don't freak out.

Riven and Brandon: Oh... Your wedding.

Riven: What now?

*Brandon grabs Flora and puts behind them*

*They start hugging and kissing her head*

Riven: Helia could you leave us alone with Flora?

Helia: Why? What's is wrong..?

*Riven death stare*

Riven: Helia, I don't want to get violent. Can you leave us alone with Flora?!

*he starts moving*

Brandon: Riv, please calm down.

Riven*pissed*: Don't get in this, just let me handle this!

Brandon: Riven chill, remember what the doctor told you about your blood sugar, and we will have to run to the hospital, calm down.

Riven: LET ME HANDLE THIS! How many times do I have to say things in this family?!

Brandon: Sweetheart, don't get mad with me now.

Helia: Sorry, but I don't understand the problem of us marrying each other. We have been dating for 8 years.

Riven: Didn't I told you to leave?! How many times do I have to say things!

Brandon: Riv for fuck sake calm down.

Riven: LEAVE!

*he carries him to the door*

Helia: I'll call you Flo!

Flora*standing up*: Helia!

*Riven closes the door on Helia face*

Brandon: Riv, I don't think that's was a very nice way of treating Helia.

Riven: Why didn't you told us you were marrying him?

Flora:* grabs Brandon as human shield*

Riven: How long have you been engaged huh?

Riven: For who we were supposed to know?! By SKY?!

Brandon: We need to calm down RIV! Deep breathes ok?

Riven: Ok.

Flora: I don't understand. What is happening? What is wrong.

Brandon: The thing, is what you're about to do.

Flora: What?

Riven: Getting married. Is that not enough for you?

Flora: Oh, this.

Brandon: Why? But if you didn't like him that much, we didn't even have an official engagement dinner.

Riven: Flo, getting married is for life. You know that right?!

Flora: Yeah. But I will stop you right there. You two are married people. You know Helia for 8 years, and he's your friend. I'm in love with him. Stop parenting me, I'm a 24-year-old grown woman.


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4 years ago

Brandon: ✨Chillax✨

Timmy: Thats is not a word.

Brandon: Sometimes the ones who deny the ✨chillax✨ are the ones who need to ✨chillax✨ the most.


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3 years ago

THIS ARE THE FUCKING BESTIES! THE BESTIES WE DESERVE!

Eternals (2021) Dir. Chloé Zhao
Eternals (2021) Dir. Chloé Zhao

Eternals (2021) dir. Chloé Zhao


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3 years ago

Bloom: We're done. I'm breaking up with him.

Stella: With who?

Bloom: Who do you think Stell? Sky. He hates Harry Potter. He said and I quote that "it's so dumb". How I'm supposed to be in a relationship with someone who thinks the greatest literary achievement of our time is dumb?

Stella: I'm frozen. Harry Potter is amazing.

Flora: Let me try. Bloom, honey it's okay to have differences in relationships, if you feel the same way about everything you'll never grow.

Bloom: Oh, so you're saying I should try and change him..?

Musa: Yes. Like I did with Riv, now he loves The Walking Dead.

Flora: No! That's very much not what I'm saying.

Tecna: Change make better boyfriends.

Layla: Yeah..

Flora: NO, what the hell?


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4 years ago

-When Layla explained bad things that happened in the ocean-

Layla: So I paddle over this dolphin, and see he has a grocery bag around his neck and he didn’t move.So I tried to get it off him with my paddle and it didn’t work. So I jumped in and...

Flora* whispering loudly*: Don’t say,don’t you dare say it.

Layla: I never saw him again...

Riven: Ugh..*with one hand in too his head.

Flora* Kind of emotional*: This is the saddest thing that I’ve-

Riven *about to cry*: MmH! MmH!

Musa: Riv calm down, were on a meeting* whispering from the other side*

Riven: I WILL FIND YOU LITTLE DOLPHIN!

Musa: Yes you will honey. * used to this kind of stuff*

Flora: I will HELP you Riv!

Helia: Of course she will*used to it too*


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4 years ago

THE STARTING PLOT ABOUT MY FANFIC.

(It’s based in the first two movies off the Winx Club.)

The girls are growing up, and it’s time to figure out what to do with their lives. Are they going to stay in touch? What plans do they have? What is happening to the dimension?

Are the Winx and the Specialist going to stick together?

You can ask what you want.


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4 years ago

Timmy: Did you just call me bitch?

Tecna: No... I did not. I would never.

Timmy:

Tecna: I called you THAT BITCH.

Stella: Theres a diference.

Timmy: Stell do you have something to do with that?


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4 years ago

The winx and the specialists after watching FATE.

Flora: So that was something... guys?

Bloom: I have to ask, am I so self centered? And annoying? And why Stella and I hate each other? Ugh it dosen’t make sense. And Sky and Stella, hell to the no.

Stella: Of course not, why the fuck did i date Sky? And why I’m such bitch? And where is my honey buckets. And i love fashion, it’s not and obligation. My mum is nice ok? Im confused...

Layla: At least they didn’t make you the black token friend, dont get me wrong she seems nice and all but that’s not me.

Flora: I Don’t meant to be rude but why i’m white? I look like a grown women, and why Riven and I treat eachother badly, he’s my friend. I miss Helia. I didn’t like it a LOT im sorry netflix. The only good think is the diferent body representation.

Musa: Fuck this shit, im not white either, gosh. Why the fuck im a empath? And why im dating that Sam dude hes not my type. I only talk to Riven ONCE, why?And why the fuck he dates that beatrix and not me? I Don’t get it.. At least my personality was kind of cool...

Tecna: At least you guys where in there. Why im not good enough for their shitty show? Ok, but I do have to say this, at least like Musa says they didn’t fuck me up. But I’m no quite happy, that they don’t consider me one of the Winx, that’s kind of irrespecful.

Timmy: Of course you’re good enough, i love you. They screwed it up. I’m actually a little bit happy that im not in there, at least they didn’t ruin me.

Helia: I think the same thing as you Timmy, But i didn’t like what they did too my flower.

Brandon: I’M GOING TO KILL SOMEONE. Why they make my sweet honey buckets like that? And why she’s dating Sky?He’s my best friend and she’smy girlfriend. Gosh don’t they have some respect for us, or what?

Nabu: Im not there, and i hope not to be, because for sure the will kill me again. And they make the Black token friend like they did with Layla..

Sky: I quite like my caracther.. I just Don’t like the fact that I dated Stella. But my dad is alive,why would they kill him? Uhmm, Riven are you good?

Riven: MUSA WITH THAT BORING ASSHOLE? GOSH. WHO THE FUCK WRITES THIS? THE RIVERDALE WRITERS OR WHAT?

WHY THE FUCK IM BYPHOBIC?

 AND why i fat shame Flora? She’s my mate. 

I Don’t smoke it’s not healty, im a healty person.

And fuck no, i Don’t wanna fucking date the trix. And it’s Musa my girl, not that Beatrix. FOR GOD SAKE. I ONLY DATED DARCY, BECAUSE I WAS POSESED. ONE TIME, ONE FUCKING TIME. I HATE THIS. 

 And why my fucking best friend is Sky, that dosen’t make sense. I HATE IT. I WILL MURDER THEM AND DESTROY EVERITHING THEY LOVE.


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4 years ago

Stella: You can trust me.

Timmy: Ok, Can I? Because the last time I let you In charge of something-

Stella:Ugh, is this is about those stupid tamagochis?

Timmy:Actually it is.

Tecna*seeing where this is going*:Ok, guys...

Stella: You left me with six of them, Timmy. Taking care of that many is like a full time job!

Timmy: I left you with 6 A-D-U-L-T tamagochis in perfect health, and by the time I came home they were all dead.

Timmy: You have to actually murder them, on order to that to happen.

Stella:FOR THE LAST TIME! I DIDN'T KILL THEM!


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3 years ago

Riven: You’re being a really Bad friend!

Brandon: You Bad friend!

Riven: You know what we call you? We call you the stupid specialist.

Brandon: You’re bitchie specialist!

Riven*throws him a knife*

Brandon: Are you crazy?


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fancyphoenix - Fan Of superheroes and fairies.
Fan Of superheroes and fairies.

I just post a lot of incorrect quotes incorrect quotes and sometimes my opinion on things.But Yeah big fan of a LOT of stuff,specially fairies and heroes stuff.

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