Gilgamesh: Are You Mad?

ANNOUCEMENT!

Hi, people. I’m making a fanfic about the Winx, but it’s about the “The Secret of Lost Kingdom” and “ Magical Adventure” since I think it has so much potential, besides Bloom and SKy. So I’ll be posting canon facts and stuff you need too know about the characters. 

Don’t forget to reblog and like it.

-Specialists vibes-

*in the specialist's reunion room*

Timmy: I'm about to give Saladin his gift.

Helia*confused*: Oh, did he lift his no-gift policy?

Timmy: No he didn't, but I figured out a way to buy something and trick him, into accepting it.

Brandon: You are bad!

Timmy: I know right!

Nabu*looking up from his book*: This is going to end up badly. Just saying...

Timmy: Wait, are you guys making fun of me?

Riven*doing push-ups*: Mhmm.

Timmy: Well I don't care! He would never open a gift right but what if his gift didn't look like a gift.

Sky: He would open it?

Timmy: Exactly! I left it in a cardboard box in his office there is no card. Just the words "Open now" which I wrote with my left hand so he wouldn't recognize the handwriting.

*Saladin comes in*

Helia: Hi, grandpa.

*Saladin sees the box with his name*

Riven*whispering to Timmy*: So just to recap, you left an unmarked package in the director of a warrior school, on a random Monday with a suspicious message written on it that looked like it was scrawled by a crazy person. And I thought you were the smart one in the group.

Timmy: Oh, no.

Saladin: BOOMB! THERE'S IS A BOMB! EVERYONE OUT!

*When everyone is out*

Riven: Well done Timmy, my opinion of you got lower. *winking at him*

Nabu: I didn't even finish the page.

Helia: Let's just leave.

Brandon: It wasn't that bad, Timmy.

Sky: Well...

- Brandon and Riven after a mision in a reunion with Saladin and Codatorta-

Brandon: I told you it was Riven who was smoking, But it was me who was smoking.I’m sorry.

Saladin: That was you?

Riven: And Codatorta you know that mail men you got fired, didn’t steal you’re playboys. Brandon did!

Brandon: Riven hasn’t captured anything in a year!

Riven: Well hurricane Gloria didn’t break the porch swing,Brandon did!

Brandon: Riven and Musa got married at the Vegas. And got divorce again!

Riven: Brandon and Stella are living together!

THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING TRUE LOVE. FIGHTING FOR WHO GETS MORE NUMBERS

name a more iconic couple

*In the ship of the Eternals going to Earth*

Druig *signing*:And who is he again?

Makkari*signing back*: That's Ikaris , the capitain.

Druig*signing while cracking up*: Really? Well he clearly didn't make a big impresion on me. Oh, I'm gonna have so much fun with this asshole.

Ajax: Why is Ikaris crying on his room?

Sersi: Oh, he's drunk.

Ajax:And?

Sersi: He heard from Druig, that I'm married.

Phastos: But he's your husband...

Sersi*sighs*:Yeah..

Stella: I'm pregnant.

Brandon: Huh?

Stella: Bran?

Brandon: *frozen*

Stella: Brandon!

Brandon:*frozen with terror*

Stella*sits on the couch*: Ok, whenever you're ready.

Brandon*still frozen*

Stella*with a magazine*: And you are the father but you got it.

Sersi: Druig sleeps after us and is awake before us. Does he even sleep?

Kingo: I think he periodically makes a whirring noise and then just shuts down.

*Druig and Makkari walking by holding hands*

Druig: Shut the fuck up Kingo.

Makkari*signing*: Love, I wonder that too.

Druig*sining*: You too my dear?

Kingo: Did you get that on camera Karun?

Karun: YES SIR!

Riven: I Don’t have a crush on Musa. She’s just someone i stare at and I like. And when she’s not here, it ruins my day.

Timmy: *face palm*

Sky: I... Uhmm...

Brandon: Is he dumb?

Helia: Let him figure it out at his own, he is going to get there.

-When someone dosen't like Winx.-

Me: What's next? You don't like Winx?

Random girl:Uhmm let's change the subject.

Me*whispering to my best friend*: This bitch dosen't like Winx.

My best friend: Girl, leave it alone.