Gilgamesh: Thena Why Are You Covered With Blood?

PUBLIC APPRECIATION TO MY ANIME CRUSHES:

Helia: Flora said a Bad word today.

Riven: Where the fuck did she learn that?!

Helia: Hey, Timmy. Brandon just broke my sea shell lamp.

Timmy: Need, I'm going to die alone.

Helia:You win.

Brandon: Tim, you're not going to die alone.

Timmy: Tecna is my safety net ok? And know I have to get a snake.

Nabu: Uh, hu? Why is that?

Timmy: If I'm gonna be and old lonely sad man, I'm gonna need a thing. You know a hook? Like that guy in that subway who eat his own face.

Sky: Is he going mental?

Timmy: So I figure out I'll be the crazy man with a snake. You know crazy snake man! Then i'll get more snakes, call them my babies and your kids they will run!

Riven: Yeah, he's going mental.

Timmy: RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE THEY'LL SHOUT!

Flora: Oh my Gods, guys...Santa...he wont be able to reach us because of the alfea border.

Tecna: Uhm Flor-

Layla: I know what you’re about to say, im gonna stop you right there.

AUNTIE AND HER FAVORITE KID.

Eternals (2021) dir. Chloé Zhao

Flora(answers the phone):Hello?

Riven:It’s Riven.

Flora:What did he do this time?

Riven:No it’s me, Riven.

Flora:What did you do this time?

The dynamic between Bloom and Stella

Stella: How long are we going to be talking about you for?

Bloom: I think I'm having a heart attack...

Stella: Well I'm going for a jog. So don't die till I get back ok?

Bloom: How long are you going for?

Stella: I don't really know how long are you going to be like this for.

Bloom: Don't be a little B.

*After a shittie mission*

Riven *smashing shit*: That was FuCkInG eMbArAsSiNg!

*Stares at Helia*

Helia:Oh.. Uhmm I equally livid.

*Hitts accidenttaly the window*

Helia: Oh my god.

Brandon: Geez.

Riven*proud*: Good lad.

Stede’s crew: Stede isn’t a real pirate captain so we should mutiny, we want to work under a real pirate

Izzy, a real pirate: You’re going to listen to me when I tell you to do pirate tasks

Stede’s crew: You’re going to be in so much trouble when my dad gets home and hears you tried to make me do things

Musa: You see that wasn’t that bad. My best friend and my boyfriend.

Layla*whispers*: I Don’t like you.

Riven*whispers*: I will get over it.