Flora(answers The Phone):Hello?

Harry potter vibes.

Draco when he got grounded too in the first book.

Draco: I didn't do anything, it was Harry. It was all Harry. I'm not going down for something I didn't do. If any one deserves to be punished it should be Harry.

Macgonagall: Well, I think it's safe to say we all lost a bit of respect for you there, Draco.

*When Riven had to babysit Flora and Helia kid*

Riven: Oh, shithead. Apologize to him.

Bully: Who are you?

Riven:I'm his uncle. Now apologize.

Bully:No, he's a loser.

Riven:*considering killing the kid*

Bully: I can see where he gets it from.

Riven:You know what you need?

Bully: A better view?

Riven:*sarcastically laughs*

Riven:No, If I was your parent I'd slap you handsome.

Bully: Yeah? Well you can hit me, I'm a child.

Riven*holds the kid hand*:No you're right. I can't.

Riven: But he can.

Riven:*grabs the arm of the kid and slaps him with it*

Kiddo:Wow, uncle Riv.

Riven:We got to leave, now.

*they try to leave but the dad of the bully stops him*

The dad: Where do you think you're going

Riven:We're just going out for a smoke.

The dad: You hit my boy.

Riven:Your boy hit my nephew plus kiddo.

The dad: What? You mean ratatouille?

The kiddo: Don't call me that, you wanker.

Riven*proud uncle moment*: I teach him that word.

The dad: What did ratatouille just call me?

Bully: Don't talk to my dad that way, piss pants!

Riven: Don't get in my nephew's face, the...uhm fat kid from Up! No, he was nice. Uhm I got it, teddy from Toy Story 3.

The dad: YoU AsS.

Riven: Wanna fight, wanker? Because I'm not fucking scared of you.

The dad: Oh, look he's trying to scare me.

Stella:*coming from the other side of the party*

Stella: What's this about Alfie or whatever is trying to punch my daughter?!

The dad: Is that true Alfie? Did you take a swing at Shrek?

The bully: No that bitch is lying.

Stella*taking of her earrings*:Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.

Stella*about to throw a swing*: You call my little girl Shrek?! Riv! Let's end him!

Riven*cracking his knucles*: Let's do this.

THEY WERE COWARDS THAT THIS FOUR WEREN’T CONFIRMED ✨BISEXUALS✨

PISSES ME OFF.

Sersi: I might be in trouble.

Thena: Yes, Sersi you can come in.

Sersi: I can't believe she showed up to my dorm.

Thena: it's not like I'm doing anything in here..

Sersi: She can't show up like this, we just had a talk about daiting..

Thena: I really have a lot of work to do Sersi...

Sersi: So you don't wanna heard how Ajax showed in the middle of the night, while I was enjoying a post-coitus shower with fellow eternal Ikaris.

Thena: Ok sit. So you were in the shower with ew Ikaris. Poor thing.

Sersi: That's where you feel sorry for me? Ajax saw us.

Thena: Gilgamesh says " I'm sorry queen, wanna cake?"

Sersi: You told Gilgamesh!

Thena: Yeah... Was it wrong? You don't want the cake?

WATCHING THE MUSICAL OF THE WINX WITHOUT KNOWING JACK SHIT OF ITALIAN. INTERPRETING WHAT IS HAPPENING. (this will have several parts because I'm lazy).

Okay today we have this sweet moment between Helia and Stella that I caught. They were talking about saving the random girl, I think( I don't know Italian but after this, I might learn). Stella just said something snarky because she's an icon and Helia just laughed and went along. A friendship I didn't know I neeeded.

Ok, besides the point that they're both gorgeous, these two in whatever representation they just melt my heart. Also new headcanon Brandon with necklaces and rings @winxdclub, Rus new headcanon added I think. Ok now, what I think was happening is that Stella was tired of walking and Brandon offered to carry her.

Ok this was the most WTF moment, so they were all searching for the missing girl and then Aisha and Riven bumped at each other and shared this awkward moment wich I think was trying to show a jelaousy story again... But It just made me laugh, because look at all of them:

Brandon beside the three looks concerned, and wondering where is his girlfriend.

Sky just playing with a flower pretending he doesn't see anything.

Bloom and Flora are adorable holding hands while Musa is like "this shit again?"

Timmy and Tecna focusing on searching.

Ok let's tune in to see how the situation ends ;)

WHO KNOWS WHO BETTER. PART 4.

*talking the girls in private*

Stella:Musa Betting the apartment, I don't know about this.

Musa: Stell, I haven't missed a question in the whole game, we own this game.

Musa*shows her her hand*: Look at my hand.

Stella: What? The pedicure? It's look good on you.

Musa: NO, steady as a rock. Now are you with me?

Stella:Alright lets do it! Ok...

*they go with the rest of them*

Timmy: Gentleman you go first. You have 30 seconds. Lightining round begins. Stop it.

*riven stops jumping*

Timmy: Now, what was Musa nickname when she was a field hockey goalie.

Brandon: Pigtails brute goalie.

Timmy: Correct.

Timmy: Stella claims this is her favorite movie.

Riven: Mean girls!

Timmy: Correct. Her actualy favorite movie is?

Brandon: Cheaper by the dozen.

Stella: Brandon!

Timmy: In what part of her body did Musa get a pencil stuck at age 14?

Riven*red*:Oh..

Riven:*goes closer to Timmy to say it*

Timmy: EW, no! Her ear, you pig.

Timmy:Let's move on, Stella categorize her towels, how many categories, are there?

Brandon: Uhmm the used.

Riven: Fancy.

Brandon: Fancy guest.

Timmy: Two seconds.

Brandon: 11?

Timmy: 11, unbelievable. 11 is correct.

*Brandon and Riven they hug eachoter*

Brandon: Looks like I know you, sunshine.

Stella:Yeah, yeah wathever.

Timmy:All right that's four for the guys. Ladies you're on!

Musa: Alright,come'on. We got this. Who are badass?

Stella: We are?

Musa: We ARE!

BRANDON AND RIVEN PARENTING FLORA.

Flora: What flowers do you guys think the best for a wedding a tulip or a rose?

Riven: Roses, they bring joy or whatever... What wedding are you planing?

Flora: Well mine and Helia's.

Helia: We're getting married!

Flora: We're very excited. Please don't freak out.

Riven and Brandon: Oh... Your wedding.

Riven: What now?

*Brandon grabs Flora and puts behind them*

*They start hugging and kissing her head*

Riven: Helia could you leave us alone with Flora?

Helia: Why? What's is wrong..?

*Riven death stare*

Riven: Helia, I don't want to get violent. Can you leave us alone with Flora?!

*he starts moving*

Brandon: Riv, please calm down.

Riven*pissed*: Don't get in this, just let me handle this!

Brandon: Riven chill, remember what the doctor told you about your blood sugar, and we will have to run to the hospital, calm down.

Riven: LET ME HANDLE THIS! How many times do I have to say things in this family?!

Brandon: Sweetheart, don't get mad with me now.

Helia: Sorry, but I don't understand the problem of us marrying each other. We have been dating for 8 years.

Riven: Didn't I told you to leave?! How many times do I have to say things!

Brandon: Riv for fuck sake calm down.

Riven: LEAVE!

*he carries him to the door*

Helia: I'll call you Flo!

Flora*standing up*: Helia!

*Riven closes the door on Helia face*

Brandon: Riv, I don't think that's was a very nice way of treating Helia.

Riven: Why didn't you told us you were marrying him?

Flora:* grabs Brandon as human shield*

Riven: How long have you been engaged huh?

Riven: For who we were supposed to know?! By SKY?!

Brandon: We need to calm down RIV! Deep breathes ok?

Riven: Ok.

Flora: I don't understand. What is happening? What is wrong.

Brandon: The thing, is what you're about to do.

Flora: What?

Riven: Getting married. Is that not enough for you?

Flora: Oh, this.

Brandon: Why? But if you didn't like him that much, we didn't even have an official engagement dinner.

Riven: Flo, getting married is for life. You know that right?!

Flora: Yeah. But I will stop you right there. You two are married people. You know Helia for 8 years, and he's your friend. I'm in love with him. Stop parenting me, I'm a 24-year-old grown woman.

MONEY THINGS

Sharon: I'm so rich, that when I walk, people bow down.

Zemo: I'm so rich that when I cry, my tears are 100 €. And I let it on the floor.

Sharon: Well, I could buy whole Netflix If I wanted to.

Zemo: I could buy a whole country, and get everyone a pizza.

Sharon: Man, you're a god of money.

Zemo: I know, but if that helps you're starting well.

Sam: I can't even afford a boat, and my boyfriend can't even afford a proper bed. What the fuck?

Bucky: It's ok babe.

Sky: You don't even care about me!

Riven: That's ridiculous! I don't like any of you!

* a few hours before*

Riven *drinking vodka*: I don't care about Sky like he could be bleeding out. And I'll just stare at him while recording it.

Stella*sipping her wine*: Preach man!

Jack: Auntie Thena, I have problems with a boy.

Thena:" I can't hide his dead body" problems or " I like him" problems?

Jack: Uhm, I like him problems.

Thena: I got nothing on that, I could have helped with the other one thought, go ask your uncle Gligamesh.

Phastos: Jack, no.