Stede’s crew: Stede isn’t a real pirate captain so we should mutiny, we want to work under a real pirate
Izzy, a real pirate: You’re going to listen to me when I tell you to do pirate tasks
Stede’s crew: You’re going to be in so much trouble when my dad gets home and hears you tried to make me do things
Hey! favorite marvel movie and character??
Hi! I love your content a lot.
The greek gods are just *chef kiss*.
My favorite movies on MARVEL are a tye between Thor Ragnarok and Eternals. Thor Ragnarok, I think I went to see it in the movies like eight times. I just love everything about it. I could talk about that movie for hours.
Eternals is just fucking incredible. Chloe Zao is incredible. Let's just say that the hates to this movie feels very targeted. The love I have for Drukkari could make write three essays. Or how Ikaris wasn't a monster.
And my favorite character of all time in MARVEL is Wanda Maximoff. I just love her so much, she's amazing. She's the most human I've seen, she deserves everything good. The fact that with her is talked all the themes that are scary "depression, grief, anxiety". I relate to her so much. Such a beautiful caracther. I couldn't even hate her during Doctor Strange.
Btw Peter Parker and Steven come very close. But Wanda has been there since I was little.
Druig*signing*: Oh, my god aren't we down the mistletoe.
Makkari*signing while looking up*:Druig, that's is not a mistletoe.
*later that night*
Druig*thinking*:Oh, my god! He was flirting with me!
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Brandon: Close your eyes bro.
Sky:Yeah, bro.
Brandon: What do you see bro?
Sky: Darkness bro.
Brandon: That's my word without you bro.
Sky:What bro? That's so sweet bro.
Brandon: I know bro.
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Helia: Uhm... Timmy what are you doing there.
Timmy: I'm trying that thing you said about writing my thoughts on paper, and it works. Huh, maybe you were right.
Helia: Talking about new things...I... I played Fortnite.
Timmy: Man you did that for me?
Helia: Yeah, why?
Timmy: Nothing, is just that the others never pay attention to this kind of thing.
Helia: You're my best friend Timmy, of course, I pay attention to what you have to say.
Timmy:Best budds. Amazing-
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Riven: I DON'T NEED YOU. I'M A LONER.
Nabu: Riven I'm going to count to three, if you don't tell me what's wrong I can't help you little shit.
Riven: I DON'T WANT THIS. LEAVE ME ALONE.
Nabu: Oh, so it's a Musa thing.
Riven: WELL NO!...Yeah...
Nabu: You need a hug?
Riven: Please.
(Clint and Kate are eating lunch at some food court)
Kate Bishop: ...OH MY GOD.
Clint Barton: What, what?! Did those tracksuit bastards come back?!
Kate Bishop: No, I just remembered that a giant gold robot thing showed up in the ocean and almost blew up the world. Like...how were we not freaking out about this?!
Clint Barton: Eh, I'm used to all this cosmic shit by now. Comes with the job.
Druig, who is casually walking by the Hawkeyes with a tray of food for both him and Makkari: He's right you know. Oh, you're welcome by the way.
Kingo *signing*: So I got this amazing plan to kill the deviants.
Makkari*rolling his eyes while signing*: We fail almost every time you say that.
Kingo*signing*:Well this is NOT the same! Because there's a tooka involved.
Gligamesh: Thena, sweetie. Did you have to stab him?
Thena: You weren't there. You didn't hear what he said to me.
Gligamesh: I'm going to regret asking, but what did he said?
Thena: He said "what are you going to do, stab me?"
Gligamesh:Thena...
Thena: What, he asked me. That's is being polite.
Gilgamesh:Thena...
Timmy: Uhm, guys the game is ready.
*they all go running to the couch*
Timmy: Okay, each team will answer ten questions. The first team to answer the most questions wins. The categories are fears and pet peeves, ancient history, literature and it's all relative.
Timmy: Now the coin toss to see who goes first.
*throws the coin*
Timmy:Okay, somebody call it this time.
*throws it*
Stella:TAILS!
Timmy: It's head. Gentleman pick your category.
Riven: Fears and pet peeves.
Timmy: What's Musa bigger pet peeve?
Brandon:Animals dressed as humans
Timmy: That's correct. One point for the boys. Ladies?
Musa: The same category!
Timmy: According to Riven what phenomen scares the bejesus out of him?
Musa:PIGEONS!!
Timmy: That's is correct. Ladies one point.
Stella: Heck yeah! We run the world!
Brandon: The innocent flying birds dude?
Riven: They're shifty, and you don't know what they're thinking,between those separeted eyes, they're psychopats!
Brandon: They have feelings, man!
Timmy: Uhmm gentleman. It's your turn.
Brandon: It's all relative.
Timmy: Stella and I, have a grandmother who died, you both went to her funeral. Name that grandmother!
Brandon: Nana?
Riven: She has a real name.
Brandon: Althea!
Riven: What are you doing?!
Brandon: I took a shot!
Riven: You're shooting with Althea?!
Timmy: Althea, is correct.
Riven:Nice shooting.
Stella: Wait, you weren't sure about my dead grandma name, honeybuckets?
Brandon: Uhmm... How are we going? Isn't their turn now?
Timmy:Two points for the gentlemen. Ladies?
Musa: We'll take literature!
Timmy: Every week the Tv guide comes to Riven and Brandon apartment what name appears in the address label?
Stella: OH! It's Riven Ron! Riven Ron!
Musa: No!
Timmy: I'm afraid that the tv guide comes Rineven Ronter.
Musa: I knew that! Stella use your head!
Riven: It's actually miss Rineven Ronter.
Musa: Do you have a pencil?
Riven: Why?
Musa: Because I want to erase our past, and write our future.
Riven *its on the verge of years*: Thats.. I...
Musa: And also I lost my pen so I need one.
Timmy: They’re cute i put them in a boat.
Stella: What now?
Timmy: Isn’t what is called? When you think you people look good together? They’re on a boat, right?
Stella: Timmy honey, it’s called ship.
Phastos: Why did you give my kid a knife again?
Thena: Easy, he said he felt unsafe, so I gave him one of my knives and show him some tricks.
Phastos:Now, I feel unsafe...
Thena: Want a knife?
I just post a lot of incorrect quotes incorrect quotes and sometimes my opinion on things.But Yeah big fan of a LOT of stuff,specially fairies and heroes stuff.
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