Roxy: Why do you always do that thing...
Bloom: Do what?
Roxy: The thing you do, when you fight. Like the.. this thing, you do. When you move your hair and your arm... And you do a figthing pose.
Bloom: No I don't.
Roxy:You're such a poser.
Bloom: No I'm not.
Makkari *signing*: Red or blue dress for tonight?
Druig*signing*: Oh, I don't know you'll look beautiful in whatever you decide.
Makkari*signing*: Oh, thanks dear. But I'm having a hard time deciding, I was hoping you could pick.
Druig*signing*: Love, either way you'll be the most beautiful girl at the party, I love you so much.
Makkari*signing*:Okay, I love you too and know you think I'm beautiful and this isn't a weird test, I just need to know.
Druig*signing*: I prefer you just the way you're.
Makkari*signing while rushing to Kingo's room*: Oh my fucking god. Hey Kingo red or blue dress for tonight.
Kingo*signing*: Blue one, red makes you look like a bitch.
Makkari *signing*: Thanks, bitch.
Kingo * clearly drunk with a caset in front of Ikaris*
Thena: Gil, is this one of those situations I don't understand...
Gilgamesh: Yeah, I don't know well what is about to go down...
Kingo*sinning to Ikaris*: Hush, hush, hush. Blush, bush, blush. YOU'RE NOW MY BIG FAT CRUSH!
*Ikaris confused*
Kingo*sinning without pitching*: I'm single as I can be, you're single. Perfect for me.
Sersi*signing to Makkari*:Does he forgot about me?
Makkari*filming Kingo, making her shush with the other one*
Kingo: I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons why you should date me.
Sprite*filming beside Makkari*:Oh, this is going to be good
Kingo*sininig while twearking*:Reason number one, I'm super hot.
*Now going to dance to Sersi*
Kingo: Reason number two she's super NOT.
Sersi:HEY!
Kingo:Shhh! Reason number three I'm all you got. And all you got is someone hot!
*Ikaris being a confused tomate*
Kingo: Fine you wanna check my resume, you wanna a background check. Okay, first name HOT and last name BITCH. Wanna get with me now? I got a big fat ass.
Ikaris*smiling awkwardly not knowing what do^*
Kingo*on his knees*:Please date me.
*Next morning*
Kingo: Gosh I was so drunk last night I don't remmember anything...
Druig*evil grin*: Karun the video.
Karun: Coming right trought sir Druig.
*Karun playing the video*
Kingo:Oh, no...
Brandon: And I'm still right.
Musa:Ugh! So not true.
Stella:What?
Brandon:She's mad because I know today's her laundry day. And that means she's wearing her old lady underpants.
Riven*winking at her*:I can check out that for you.
Musa:I just cant believe that you think that you and Riven know me and Stella better than we know you.
Riven: Well, we do. It's fact Muse. Baby you can only eat tic tacs in even numbers.
Brandon:Yeah, what's that about?
Riven:And you blondie, Timmy, I believe if you check Stella bag, you'll find a half eaten box of cookies in there.
Timmy*opens the bag and see's there's half of the cookies*:You're good.
Stella:So? Not surprised, everybody snacks when they shop.
Musa:Yeah.
Brandon:Oh, yeah? Timmy how many items left in that bag?
Timmy*checks it out*:Uhmm, five.
Riven:Okay, ten bucks that we can name every item in that bag.
Stella:How many guesses do you get?
Brandon:Six, sunshine.
Timmy*having fun*: Challenge extended.
Musa: Deal!
Timmy*more excited*:Challenge accepted.
Timmy:*grabs the bag and puts it in the table*
Brandon:Alright, let's start with apples.
Timmy*deep tone*: We'll be starting with apples.
Riven*deeper tone*:Stop that now.
Timmy*takes off the apples*: Yes.
Brandon:Okay, uh tortilla chips, yogurt.
Riven:Diet soda.
Timmy*taking all off*: Yes, yes and yes.
Riven:Uhmm orange juice.
Stella*puts her arms up*:OH! No, there's not orange juice in there! We win!
Musa:HA!
Timmy: Not so fast ladies, they still have another guest.
Stella*arms down*: Well, we won that one.
Brandon:Okay, the last thing is..
Riven:Oh! Oh! Oh! OH!
Riven:*whispers something to Brandon*
Brandon: No, no. Not for like another two weeks.
Riven: I got it! scotch tape.
Timmy*takes off the scotch tape*
Riven: HA!
Timmy: How did you know she would buy scotch tape?
Riven: Well, we used up theirs last night making scary faces.
Musa: Oh, man!
Riven: Muse, alright ten bucks! Give it to me!
Musa: That dosen't meant you guys know us better, I want a rematch.
Stella: Yeah, none of those stupid grocery questions, real personal questions.
Musa: Yeah, and the winner gets hundred bucks!
Brandon:Are you serious?
Musa*baby tone*: Are you scared?!
Brandon*fearfully*: No. Okay, who makes the questions?
Musa: Timmy will do it.
Timmy: Oh sure Timmy will do it. It's not like he has a job a girlfriend or life of his own.
Stella: Well fine, we'll ask Flora.
Timmy: No,no, no. I wanna do it.
Makkari*signing*:Love, you should drink less coffee.
Druig*signing*:Coffee cures depression.
Druig*signing*: More espresso less dsepresso
Druig:I'm...wait for it...in...wait for it...love...wait for it...
*Sersi rolling her eyes while reading her magazine*
Druig: With...wait for it...a...wait for it...
*Sersi starting to loose her patience*
Druig: Certain... wait for it
Sersi *screaming a bit*: I know that you're in love with Makkari!
Druig: I don't love her ok?
*Sersi smashing the magazine to Druig*
Druig: Fine! I just miss her when she's not around, I think about her when I see something I know she would like, and I see her in slow motion...
Sersi: Please tell me you're hearing yourself.
Druig: Oh shit, I'm in love with her...
-Steve and Tony in heaven seeing the new “cap”-
Steve: That really just ruffles my feathers!
Tony: Please just say fuck, cap.
Timmy: What are you doing?
Riven*diggin into a jar of M&Ms and putting some into a separare bowl*: Sky really likes the red ones,so im separating them.
Timmy: Thats so sweet, Riv.
Riven:What? No! I plan to eat all of them in front of him. Thats what he get by being our lider.
Kingo *signing*: Would you take a bullet for me Makkari?
Makkari *signing confused*: Uhm, yes. I guess...
*Druig angrily smashing his book on the floor*
Kingo *signing*: Great, thanks!
Druig*stopping Kingo*: Where do you think you're going?!
Karun: Amazing sir. I got that on camera!
Kingo: Karun, a bit of help here!
Karun: Sir, I think sir Druig dosen't want that. And it would be better for the documentary sir Kingo!
*Phastos having a mental breakdown*
Phastos: What if I'm not even gay?
Phastos: What if I'm just faking my gayness.
Phastos: What if I'm not even interested in Men.
Phastos: What I-
Ben:*Breathes*
Phastos: Never mind.
Flora: Uhm... I...
Riven*seeing how it's going to end*: Fuck.
Flora: I love you.
Riven*whispering to her*: No that's too soon, you meet him this afternoon.
Flora*whispering back*: Oh, fuck. He looks scared.
Riven*whispering back*: Maybe you should have come prepared, like with something.
Flora*freaking out while whispering loudly*: A poem? A hike? Maybe a hug...
Riven*whispering calmly*: Let's go with the hug, Flo.
Flora*back to Helia*: I could've killed you and hang you with a rug.
Riven*whispering to her*: What the fuck? Did you just say that you're fucking psychotic maniac?
Helia: Uhm... I gotta go.
Flora *dying inside*: Ok, bye :)
I just post a lot of incorrect quotes incorrect quotes and sometimes my opinion on things.But Yeah big fan of a LOT of stuff,specially fairies and heroes stuff.
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