Makkari*signing*:Love, You Should Drink Less Coffee.

Flora: Don’t get into the living room.

Tecna: Why?

Flora: I saw a spider.

Tecna: Did you kill it?

Flora: I have two arms she has eight it’s no a fair fight.

Tecna: ...

Flora: So to answer your question no. We must never go in the living room.

Bloom: Damn the power went out.

Stella:Don’t worry I got this.

*Stella shakes rapidly and starts to illuminate*

Bloom: What-

Stella: i swallowed a flaslight.

Bloom on the verge of cardiac arrest: WHY WHOULD YOU-

Musa*holding her newborn baby*: She's so beautiful.

Doctor:We're gonna have to give her some shots.

Riven: Oh hell yeah! Pour up it's her fucking BIRTHDAY.

Brandon: We work out at 6am everyday.

Timmy: 6am?

Stella: But we get here at 5:30, to stretch and warm up.

Timmy: What the hell time do you get up?

Brandon: About like 4:45.

Timmy: What time do you go to bed?

Brandon: 9:30.

Timmy: If you're going to bed at 9pm.

Stella: Yeah go to bed early, Tim what are you awake for?

Timmy:I'm up just thinking about life.

Stella: What is there to think about?

Timmy: Everything that's ever happened to me.

absolutely soft for Black Pete and Lucius 💛🌴📚

Riven: Where’s is the idiot anyway?

Sky: Im right here.

Riven: Surpisingly im not talking about you this time.

- When Stella and Brandon were the first couple in the group, and it was New year eve.-

Brandon: We wanted to kiss at midnight, but nobody else is going to so, you know...

Riven:Alright, fine. I'll take care of it.

Stella:Riv? No, wait, wait, wait.

Riven*feeling like in a mision*:I got this.

Timmy*exicted for the new year*:·33,32,31!

Riven:Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, listen who are you kissing at midnight? Flora or Tecna?

Timmy*red as a tomato*: What?

Riven: Well you got to kiss someone, can't kiss Stella, it's your best friend. It would be weird.

Timmy*protective*: Who's gonna kiss Stella?

Riven: Brandon.

Timmy*disgusted*:Oh man.....

Riven:Dude, dude. Who would you rather have kissed your best friend, me or Brandon?

Timmy: That's a good point. And about the question. Well, since I have that whole history with Tecna, I guess Flora.

Riven:Okay.

Timmy:Great.

Riven:*goes to Flora*.

Riven:Flo, Flo! Timmy wants to kiss you at midnight.

Flora*laughing, feeling herself*: So obvious, why doesn't he justs asks?

Riven:*leaves, and finds Tecna*

Riven: Tec, Tec listen. Sky is going to kiss you at midnight.

Tecna:What?

Riven: Everyone's gotta kiss someone, Can't kiss Timmy, got the history.

Tecna:So?

Riven: So who would you rather kiss you, the blondie prince or the I eat everything dude, or me.

Tecna:Oh, god point.

Riven: Ok, bye.*going to find Musa*

Musa: What do you want?

Riven*losing his breathe*: You and me kiss at midnight?

Musa*red as a tomato*:Yeah, ok.

Riven*yelling*:Sky you're kissing Tecna.

Sky*confused*:Sorry, what?

Riven:It's happening.

Bloom: What about me?

Riven:Shit, uhm you can kiss your rabit.

-Rivusa parenting-

* Musa and Riven carrying their baby into the car.

Musa: Actually maybe you should do this* passing the baby to Riv*

Riven*holding the baby with a confused look*: Why?

Musa: I Don’t want to bump her head with the door, pinch her with the seat bell.

Riven: Muse how long are you going to beat yourself up, for one mistake?

Riven: It’s this going to be like that one time you forgot you’re lyrics?

Musa: I just think... I suck being a mother..

Riven: What are you talking about? We’re new at this.

Musa: You’re a natural I mean look at you.

Musa: You walk into the room, and her face lights up. you change her clothes with one hand. And I...

Musa: Great, now Im jelaous of you.

Riven: Theres so many thinks that you do that I cant.

Riven: You baby proof our entire house, you sing to her every night. You dance with her. And come on without you we couldn’t even have a baby to injur.

Musa: I...

Riven: Honey thats what make’s us a great*while he puts her in the car*

Riven: We each have our own strengths. Now who are amazing parents?

Musa: We are.

Riven: I cant hear you!

Musa: We are.

Riven: Don’t you forget it*kissing her head*

Musa: *closes the door*

Musa;Did we just locked our baby on the car?

Riven: Did you put the keys in the bag?!

Musa: I.. i put the keys in the bag.

Riven*clearly panicking*: Oh Muse! I told you not to put the keys on the bag!

Musa*starting to freak out*: Don’t freak out. Come on Don’t freak out.

Riven*about to cry while he looks at the baby*: HoNeY iT’s Ok!

Musa*starts to sing*: A, B, C, D, E,F,G

Riven: Are you really sining? People get arresten for this, Musa.

Musa*continues to sing while she cries*: H-I-J-K-L-M-N

Riven*runing around the car*: Do all four doors are locked?

Musa: I’m going to call Tecna!

Riven: *runs away*

Musa*while she calls*: We locked our baby in the car! we locked her!

Riven* runing with a Trash with a high pitched voice: Im BrEaKiNg ThE WiNdOw!

Musa*crying*: We locked her in the car, and people are judjing us.

Riven*getting closes to the car with the trash still with a high pitched voice*: I sWeAr ToO gOd I’m GoInG To BrEaK iT!

Musa*crying more*: No, it will get glass on her.Ass!

Riven*ready to destroy the window*: DoN’t WoRrY SwEeTie! DaDDiE iS CoMiNg FoR yOu!

Musa*more calm*: Tecna says that you check the door now!

Riven*throws the Trash at the floor and opens the door*: Oh...Thats it amazing.

Riven*kissing the baby*: How did they do that?

Musa: I Don’t know, But were changing the car.

Mobius: So what do you think?

Loki *pissed*: What are this?

Mobius: The chairs you wanted...

Loki: Was I not clear? Where the fuck are chivari chairs?

The organazier: This are the chivaries.

Loki: You shut the fuck up. YOU! I couldn't been more specific, I asked you to find me a caterer who had the GOLD chiavaris with the white cushons, you had one job!

The organizer: That was my fault, I thought we had those but we were mistaken.

Mobius: Dear, I think any of this could work.

Loki: GoD dammit! Why does everything had to suck! This is my fucking wedding day. For one day! FOR ONE DAY!

*stars smashing things*

Loki: THE GOLD CHIVARIS WITH THE WHITE CUSHON!

The organizer: Sir, I can call around.

Loki: It's miss. And I thought I told you to shut the fuck up. Are you dumb? Ah Broke? Do you want Asgard in war with you? Answer me.

The organizer: Yes, I'm dumb.

Loki: Yes he's dumb! That's why we had the fucking mix up!

*takes a deep breathe*

Loki: Sorry, this is my fault I put too much on your plate.

*leaves pissed*

The organizer:WoW.

Mobius: Pfff.... She can be like that.

Eternals as John Mulaney quotes:

Sprite:

Ikaris:

Kingo:

Phastos:

Ajak @ Ikaris:

Makkari:

Sersi:

Dane:

Druig:

Druig @ Makkari:

Gilgamesh @ Thena: