No Listen- LISTEN! He’s A Cat Boy. He Literally Eats Rats. You Cant Silence Me! No No You Dont Understand-

I brought him to his natural habitat

please thank my dear friend to whom I ramble endlessly about jrwi for drawing me a gilly in times of trial

(she has listened to like 2 episodes for my sake just because of how much i talk about them. a true friend)

gillion tidestrider definitely said this at some point

Weapon by Name written by CNWrites

Kurt and Rouge playing with birds during a snowy day. 🕊️✨

Progress work

everyone thank my dear friend (again) who listens to me ramble on and on about riptide and who made this just for me

(specifically back when ep 110 came out... dark times)

I think every Charlie Slimecicle ttrpg combat turn goes like this:

With my action I pull out The InstaKiller3000, which everyone forgot I had and collectively agrees I should not have ever under any circumstances. With my bonus action I am going to use the most vaguely worded spell in existence and argue semantics with the dm for at least 10 minutes until I somehow bs my way into making a shitty spell turn The InstaKiller3000 into The InstaKiller10000. I’m now going to describe the most epic fucking visual any human being could come up with for when I use The Instakiller10000. Time to roll for damage!!! It’s a 1, and with my equally horribly rolled stats that makes it a -3. I hit myself in the face with The InstaKiller10000 and die instantly

maybe I shouldn’t be listening to jrwi out loud in the break room at work, I realize, as gillion tidestrider says “big daddy blast” in a booming voice

i just think he’s neat

riptide spoilers 114 - 115 !! + horror !!!!

' his mouth lays slack - jawed open , his body hunched over his legs and his eye's are colourless , dark with no light shining over them . '

blud picked the idiocy AND the void cards ??? it's so fucking joever

he slayed too close to the sun (or the spider ig)