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gillion tidestrider definitely said this at some point

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JRWI WIP 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️ might maybe finish later

please thank my dear friend to whom I ramble endlessly about jrwi for drawing me a gilly in times of trial

(she has listened to like 2 episodes for my sake just because of how much i talk about them. a true friend)

I think every Charlie Slimecicle ttrpg combat turn goes like this:

With my action I pull out The InstaKiller3000, which everyone forgot I had and collectively agrees I should not have ever under any circumstances. With my bonus action I am going to use the most vaguely worded spell in existence and argue semantics with the dm for at least 10 minutes until I somehow bs my way into making a shitty spell turn The InstaKiller3000 into The InstaKiller10000. I’m now going to describe the most epic fucking visual any human being could come up with for when I use The Instakiller10000. Time to roll for damage!!! It’s a 1, and with my equally horribly rolled stats that makes it a -3. I hit myself in the face with The InstaKiller10000 and die instantly

“it sears with unimaginable pain, a pain that makes it so hard to even move, you can’t breathe…you start thinking, ‘im going to die’”

happy one year since riptide!!🎉🎉 (<—she’s coping)

missing riptide so bad it is bringing me physical pain im rewatching all my favs,, including the back to zero arc :3c and ep 114 with the navy base and doppelgilly because it’s my favorite episode ever and u should rewatch it rn

would you like to help me cope and give me your favorite episodes to rewatch? meybe perhaps.. please…

cardinals and starlings

discarded orange jacket

target on your back

maybe I shouldn’t be listening to jrwi out loud in the break room at work, I realize, as gillion tidestrider says “big daddy blast” in a booming voice

Wonderlust Dangle Keychains

( that I probably won't ever make;...)

hello world I don’t know how tumblr works but I use it exclusively to look at jrwi content so I thought I’d share mine here’s a gilly