I Think Every Charlie Slimecicle Ttrpg Combat Turn Goes Like This:

THE QUEEN!!! hi freefallz fancy seeing you here

hi tumblr i use this site look for fanart but maybe posting idk i don’t know how anything works here other than likes follows and maybe reblogs so rip

anyway have a jay ferin from absurdly powerful hit dnd podcast just roll with it (brainrot fr /pos)

No listen- LISTEN! He’s a cat boy. He literally eats rats. You cant silence me! No no you dont understand- no plea- *gunshot*

(Also, vyncent tried to dye his hair black when he got to prime to blend in more, but the purple bled through cause it was shitty box dye.)

celebrating the official passing of one year since riptide hiatus began by listening to jrwi every single second of the day and thinking about jrwi every single second of the day and never sleeping and also praying for it to come back and also crying and also sobbing and crying and devolving into a hysteric mess because I want them back because I want them back bdcause I want them back because I w

YOU HEARD IT HERE. PRIME DEFENDERS AS SPARKLEDOGS. you can probably tell who’s who

IDEA/DESIGNS BY @daftaiyo here’s the original post on twt it has some really cute art go look immediately https://x.com/daftaiyo/status/1766120280345473311

I talk way to much abt jrwi that when i was ranting abt it to my friend and my other friend came up to us and asked “ Are you talking about JRWI? “

William wisp collects animal bones, cures them, and turns them into jewelry as a hobby

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never fall asleep listening to jrwi because you’ll be woken in the middle of the night to something insane like “-I minor illusion as the worlds biggest pair of pants”

Vyncent Sol but Splatified or smth…

riptide has been gone for one slutty, slutty year!

Oh Jay Ferin how I have missed you so

[VIDEO TRANSCRIPT:

Chip: Are we not gonna wish for Gillion to come back to life?!

Jay: No, no, no, no, no! No, 'cause number one on the list, right? Like this is highest priority, and if this can be granted, I want it to be true, I want Gillion to come back to life–

Chip: Objectively having a back-up is fucked up.

Jay: –but, BUT! BUT!

Chip: Objectively having a back-up is fucked up!

Jay: BUT! If Gillion CANNOT come back to life, I still want what I wanted in the very beginning of the episode, okay?

Chip: Brother, brother–

Jay: I want a really cool yo-yo.

(laughter)

Chip: I think SAYING the back-up makes it less possible! That's like–

Jay: Shut the– Shut the fuck up, Chip! LET ME HAVE THIS!

Bizly (gasping for air): I can't– I can't, dude! The thought of us like, fading to white and then like, everything's gonna be okay, and then cutting back to the ship with us and NO Gillion and you with a YO-YO is SO fucked up!

(laughter)

Grizzly (as Condi and Bizly continue laughing in the backround): Gillion, now– now that I have their answers–

END TRANSCRIPT.]