Maybe I Shouldn’t Be Listening To Jrwi Out Loud In The Break Room At Work, I Realize, As Gillion Tidestrider

I think every Charlie Slimecicle ttrpg combat turn goes like this:

With my action I pull out The InstaKiller3000, which everyone forgot I had and collectively agrees I should not have ever under any circumstances. With my bonus action I am going to use the most vaguely worded spell in existence and argue semantics with the dm for at least 10 minutes until I somehow bs my way into making a shitty spell turn The InstaKiller3000 into The InstaKiller10000. I’m now going to describe the most epic fucking visual any human being could come up with for when I use The Instakiller10000. Time to roll for damage!!! It’s a 1, and with my equally horribly rolled stats that makes it a -3. I hit myself in the face with The InstaKiller10000 and die instantly

WHAT

These are the two canonical Jay Ferin shoe references.

Why is she in heels???

WHY IS SHE IN HEELS????

Listen I get that Jay is a marksman and an archer, and very rarely fights in close quarters, and I also understand that these aren't stiletto height, and the platforms are a reasonable width, but you cannot tell me that Jay took down her father, won the paramount tournament, travelled to a different realm and broke into like... At least three military buildings, and wore heels the whole time???

It's a MASSIVE slay, of course. But surely she doesn't wear these casually?

i just think he’s neat

ITS SO HIM but he also made like wolf life let’s plays no one watched

based on this post by @plantwriting !!!

i imagine before he did ghost hunting his channel was all gacha life mmvs and the like. he abandoned the channel until he got his first emf reader at 15 and it all went downhill from there

(also, do we ever meet any of the other kids in the unwitness protection program?? i couldnt remember that happening so i just made up some designs)

i realized i havent drawn gill in over a month and i needed to change that

OHH MY BOY

pretzel....

No listen- LISTEN! He’s a cat boy. He literally eats rats. You cant silence me! No no you dont understand- no plea- *gunshot*

(Also, vyncent tried to dye his hair black when he got to prime to blend in more, but the purple bled through cause it was shitty box dye.)

do NOT think abt gillion tidestrider while listening to starlight by muse

How many more times can I draw these three before they finally come home, I'm desperate