Either Way Chip Is NOT Taller Than Jay

No listen- LISTEN! He’s a cat boy. He literally eats rats. You cant silence me! No no you dont understand- no plea- *gunshot*

(Also, vyncent tried to dye his hair black when he got to prime to blend in more, but the purple bled through cause it was shitty box dye.)

the chip on my shoulder

+ closeup

as per the people’s choice (scary ass albatrio pov outsider)

the albatross used to admittedly be the butt of the joke within pirate and navy circles alike. three nobodies only one with boring experience, the likely privileged daughter of the ferin family and a supposedly disowned triton. these jokes however became the quiet mutterings in bars or on boats, they now feared if they mentioned the name the trio would appear.

whilst some believe they were just rumours others had seen otherwise.

walking into battle they would be seen bickering and joking, making the switch all the more terrifying.

the ferin girl whose eyes turned hard and darkened, a pistol at her hip that seemed to be connected to her. they saw the way she would slash her way through men double her size, her orange hair slowly stained with blood. the laughter on her face melted away, suddenly cold and unbreaking, this was no girl this was a woman who had seen too much and whose life has been shattered too many times.

the triton, some expected his training but none expected his rage. his entire body thrumming with some power that any species knew to be scared of. the sword in his hand seemed just a another part of his body, a living thing that always struck true. gore collected on his coral but he never seemed to notice. they knew of his unwavering morals but watching him slice open another mans stomach made then question otherwise

finally the boy, he had claimed to be once part of the black rose crew and they had all laughed. but this, this was arlin through and through, the deft way he out stepped a sword or goaded on his enemy. they saw the way he carelessly wiped the blood soaking his hands on some rag before disappearing almost in front of their eyes, laughing as they stood confused. he smiled his way through carnage, blasting a magic no one even knew existed into any unfortunate soul. he gained no joy from the hurt he inflicted but the relief at seeing that final body drop was almost worse.

sorry for long post but yeah those fuckers scary

Who translated my gar onto a 2d plane when I wasn’t looking

What's up jrwieners, let me into your home.

Oh Jay Ferin how I have missed you so

[VIDEO TRANSCRIPT:

Chip: Are we not gonna wish for Gillion to come back to life?!

Jay: No, no, no, no, no! No, 'cause number one on the list, right? Like this is highest priority, and if this can be granted, I want it to be true, I want Gillion to come back to life–

Chip: Objectively having a back-up is fucked up.

Jay: –but, BUT! BUT!

Chip: Objectively having a back-up is fucked up!

Jay: BUT! If Gillion CANNOT come back to life, I still want what I wanted in the very beginning of the episode, okay?

Chip: Brother, brother–

Jay: I want a really cool yo-yo.

(laughter)

Chip: I think SAYING the back-up makes it less possible! That's like–

Jay: Shut the– Shut the fuck up, Chip! LET ME HAVE THIS!

Bizly (gasping for air): I can't– I can't, dude! The thought of us like, fading to white and then like, everything's gonna be okay, and then cutting back to the ship with us and NO Gillion and you with a YO-YO is SO fucked up!

(laughter)

Grizzly (as Condi and Bizly continue laughing in the backround): Gillion, now– now that I have their answers–

END TRANSCRIPT.]

I need to get ahold of myself because I almost just impulse-bought a life-size cardboard cutout of gillion tidestrider

you'll get the urge as an artist or a writer to say out loud the things you're worried about "the proportions are off" "kind of out of character" "i'm not good at summaries" "didn't get as much detail as i wanted" "i made a mistake and here's how" and that's the self-conscious part of your brain telling you "it's bad and if you don't tell them you know it's bad then they'll think you're stupid" but you've got to ignore that little voice and pretend you think it's good or else that little voice is going to ruin your life

please thank my dear friend to whom I ramble endlessly about jrwi for drawing me a gilly in times of trial

(she has listened to like 2 episodes for my sake just because of how much i talk about them. a true friend)