Heterosexual Ways React To Being Seen With Ur Special Friend Auntie Kim Who Is Also Unmarried And Lives

It's about them having met before time, since before the universe, it's about aziraphale watching crowley bring into existence the universe they both love so much.

Oh so you're just gonna tell me that aziraphale and crowley were literally just standing (floating?flying?) there before the beginning right next to each other watching the big bang happen together. Ok yeah ok sure I'm normal about yeah ok yeah I'm alright (I'm not jesus christ).

Had to illustrate what I envision literally every time I see this text post

I do love that scene in the man trap where uhura chastises spock for not reacting emotionally to a dead crewman because it could be kirk and "he's the closest thing you have to a friend" all the while spock has spent the entire time since the death announcement looking like he's about to throw up.

Spock why are you looking at him like that. Answer me, Spock.

I know we all like to talk about Kirk grabbing Spock's arms in the "not in front of the klingons" scene and how it's something he normally does before kissing people but like, can we talk about how Spock does the same to Kirk at the end of Amok Time because I for one cannot stop thinking about it.

Like, what were you going to do there Spock? Were you going to finally do with your captain what you know he's done with all those people who you wished were you?? Were you going to grab your captain by the arms and kiss him on the lips in an expression of pure, illogical, unvulcan joy and love??? Did seeing this man alive fill you with so much relief and elation and oh so human affection that you couldn't help but mirror what he would do if put in your position with someone he loved as much as you do him???? Gay.

I'm gonna have to start actually keeping up with current events just so I won't experience the whiplash of finding out about them through destiel memes.

The thought of watching almost all of enterprise, then tos, then tng and only then the enterprise finale is truly cursed.

i think the funniest possible star trek viewing order might be strictly chronological.

you’d have to start with that Voyager episode where they go to before the Big Bang, then work your way through every other time travel episode, the one with the whales, and First Contact before you even get close to anything approaching a normal viewing order.

at some point you’d have to watch “City on The Edge of Forever” followed by “Little Green Men” followed by “Far Beyond the Stars” which is about the most tonal whiplash you could possibly get from three consecutive episodes of star trek. I think I want to try this now.

Ok but with modern medicine being as far advanced as it is the lirpa cuts could have easily been healed with no scarring. That means he kept the scars on purpose, likely due to their sentimental value of them being from spock's first pon farr and I for one love that notion.

"Well, yes, I am trans, but why do you ask? Oh the scar? No, no, my top surgery didn't leave any scars- modern medicine is a miracle. No, this is from when my husband swung a lirpa at me because he was filled with horny bloodlust."