Yes, But For The Other Two It's A Kind Of "haha What The Fuck That's Horrible Lol" And With Geordi It's

Yeah I'm crowleyposting after a bunch of star trek followed by a week of silence, what of it.

I think one of the funniest ways to discover that something has a way bigger fandom than you expected is by looking at two characters and going "huh I bet people ship them" so you open ao3 and look the ship up expecting there to be maybe a handful of fics out there but instead you are greeted with this:

There's just nothing that quite compares to the sheer glee of it.

Oh, so the Enterprise is getting in the way between he and Spock?

There, problem solved.

For reference, the first panel comes from the Star Trek manga, volume 2. Spock asks about Uhura because she was missing the previous days, after her memory was wiped by Nomad ("The Changeling").

Enterprise AU where everything's the same but instead of having decom chambers phlox just sprays them down with a garden hose.

I'm gonna have to start actually keeping up with current events just so I won't experience the whiplash of finding out about them through destiel memes.

Made an impulse purchase. Going back tomorrow to buy the big enterprise with money I don't have because there is something wrong with me.

Star Trek manga? Guess that means spirk is now officially yaoi- *gets shot in the head*

Oh, so the Enterprise is getting in the way between he and Spock?

There, problem solved.

For reference, the first panel comes from the Star Trek manga, volume 2. Spock asks about Uhura because she was missing the previous days, after her memory was wiped by Nomad ("The Changeling").

thank you to @brookbee, @gay-spock, @twinkboimler, and @spocksautismdiagnosis for your ideas! writing a vulcan gossip mag was a group effort

Spock why are you looking at him like that. Answer me, Spock.

This is one of the worst things I've ever made.