(not Me) 🍑

I am tired, tired of binge eating, starving😭

i need to be thin for the summer

i need to be thin for the summer

i need to be thin for the summer

i need to be thin for the summer

i need to be thin for the summer

i need to be thin for the summer

i need to be thin for the summer

i need to be thin for the summer

i need to be thin for the summer

i need to be thin for the summer

i need to be thin for the summer

i need to be thin for the summer

i need to be thin for the summer

i need to be thin for the summer

i need to be thin for the summer

i need to be thin for the summer

i need to be thin for the summer

weight loss affirmations

✨ I will lose 50 pounds by the end of 2018

✨ The ends will justify my means

✨ Losing weight is simple and easy 

✨ I love the feeling of cold water running into an empty stomach 

✨ Hunger is positive reinforcement 

✨ There is a sense of purity that comes with feeling hungry 

✨ Exercise is cleansing

✨ Your body is your temple and you need to take care of it. You are cleansing it. Sweeping the cobwebs out of the corners, reducing the clutter in certain areas, simplifying and cleaning. 

✨ Fasting is the most truthful form of discipline

✨ I am doing this for myself and for myself alone 

✨ I will eat in smaller portions 

✨ I seldom exceed my calorie limit 

✨ I am always in a calorie deficit 

✨ My fat cells are consistently shrinking 

✨ I am losing weight and shedding pounds every day 

✨ This is easy and simple

✨ I am on the road to finding the body I can love 

✨ I am feeding my body good foods 

✨ My body is flourishing because I eat wholesome and natural foods 

✨ My ultimate goals weight is attainable 

✨ No one can stop me 

✨ When I make mistakes, I forgive myself and keep looking forward

✨It is never too late. This is always a journey. 

✨ I love eating healthy and wholesome foods in moderate proportions

✨ I scorn unhealthy and fattening foods not because they “make me fat” but because they damage my temple 

✨ I love to move my body 

✨ I am kind and willing to do favors for people 

✨ I am active and I am energetic 

✨ I am always mindful of my body and my hunger levels

stomach: h u n g r y

me: tHiRsTy??? :)))

stomach: bitCh i nEed foOd

me: water** haha, stupid autocorrect

stomach: FOOD H U N G R Y

me: W A T E R YAAAY WATER :))))

summer mood

I would rather:

be cold than sweaty.

bruise easily than have red blotches on my skin.

be criticized for eating too little, not too much.

be dainty not chubby.

have clothes that are too big, not too small.

i want to be the opposite of what I am right now.

i don’t want to be me

OKAY BEAUTIFUL BITCHES LISTEN UP:

YOU FASTING OR SOME SHIT? MAYBE YOU JUST BINGED?

RADICAL

I GOTCHU WHAT U NEED TO SURVIVE

GET YOURSELF SOME GINGER-ASS TEA, OKAY? THAT SHIT IS GOOD FOR DIGESTION AND BREAKING DOWN FAT CELLS. MAKES YOUR SKIN GLOW LIKE BEYONCE’S DRESS ON THE RED CARPET.

PUT THAT SHIT IN SOME BOILING WATER. NEXT, GRAB A WHOLE ASS SPOON OF HONEY AND DUMP THAT SHIT IN. PLOP MOTHERFUCKER!

THAT HONEY GONNA MAKE YOUR HAIR SMOOTH AND SHINY AS A 1954 PORSHE SPIDER. NAILS GONNA GROW SO DAMN FAST YOU👏WON'T👏EVEN REALIZE👏bye bYE ACRYLIC NAILS

get YOURSELF SOME APPLE CIDER VINEGAR. ONE TEASPOON, TO BE EXACT. ALSO HELPS WITH DIGESTION AND SPEEDS UP UR METABOLISM. NYOOOOOM BITCHES.

CINNAMON. YOU GOTTA HAVE IT, BUT JUST A SPRINKLE.

ADD SOME MOTHERFUCKING PUMPKIN SPICE IF U FEEL LIKE IT.

DAMN. THERE THE FUCK YOU GO. SWEET-ASS APPLE PIE TEA. SHIT’S ONLY 10 CALORIES AND WILL CURB AND CRAVING YOU GOT.

YOU’RE WELCOME.