The “you’ll Never Know I Have A Crush On You” Squad

WHY THE SIGNS ARE CRYING

Aries: they’re not

Taurus: mom said dinner was ready but she lied

Gemini: got shit on by a bird

Cancer: they just felt like it

Leo: their hair got wet

Virgo: everyone is so stupid it’s making them sad

Libra: the nutella jar was empty

Scorpio: going through an emo phase

Sagittarius: allergies 

Capricorn: accidentally opened the front camera

Aquarius: who knows

Pisces: because their fave died

whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws

Year In Review: The Signs as 2015 Memes

Aries: I didn't get no sleep cause of y'all

Taurus: Shoving breadsticks into purse

Gemini: Winking Rihanna ;)

Cancer: Why you always lyinn

Leo: What ARE THOOOOSE

Virgo: Taylor Swift copyright

Libra: Aesthetic Posts

Scorpio: Too hot, hot damn

Sagittarius: Hey Miley, what's good?

Capricorn: Hoe don't do it

Aquarius: *looks at smudged writing on hand*

Pisces: Netflix & Chill

Sasstrology Special: Which Pop Culture Characters Have Your Zodiac Sign?

At some point in everyone’s life they have watched a movie, book, or TV show. And there are certain ones that stand out to us as our favorites. In whatever book, movie or show is your favorite, you most likely have a favorite character that you feel a connection to. Have you ever wondered if you have the same personality as these characters, possibly even the same zodiac sign? If you have ever thought this to yourself, it’s time to find out what characters match the characteristics and personality traits of your zodiac sign from TV shows, books and movies such as The Breakfast Club, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, The Avengers, various Disney movies and many more.

Source: http://www.utimesonline.com/features/2014/03/31/3004/

Aries(March 21-April 19):

Tony Stark/Iron Man from “The Avengers”

Traits of Aries that Tony has: impulsive, independent, workaholic, social

Jasmine from “Aladdin” Traits of Aries that Jasmine has: rebellious, clever, independent, feisty

Romeo Montague from “Romeo and Juliet” Traits of Aries that Romeo has: impulsive, rebellious, social, romantic

Angelica Pickles from “The Rugrats” Traits of Aries that Angelica has: bossy, social, feisty, charismatic

Eddy from “Ed, Edd, N Eddy” Traits of Aries that Eddy has: social, bossy, prone to anger, impulsive

Lois Griffin from “Family Guy” Traits of Aries that Lois has: independent, romantic, clever, assertive

Taurus (April 20-May 20):

Belle from “Beauty and the Beast”

Traits of Taurus that Belle has: book-smart, stubborn, forgiving, family-oriented

Sheldon Cooper from “The Big Bang Theory” Traits of Taurus that Sheldon has: book-smart, independent, clean-freak, stubborn

Katniss Everdeen from “The Hunger Games” Traits of Taurus that Katniss has: stubborn, clever, nurturing, family-oriented

Sam Winchester from “Supernatural” Traits of Taurus that Sam has: book-smart, independent, emotional, clever

Tinker Bell from “Peter Pan” Traits of Taurus that Tinker Bell has: clever, energetic, stubborn, jealous

Jack Dawson from “Titanic” Traits of Taurus that Jack has: romantic, emotional, hardworking, stubborn

Gemini (May 21-June 20):

Peter Pan from “Peter Pan”

Traits of Gemini that Peter has: child-like, adventurous, friendly, flirtatious

Rapunzel from “Tangled” Traits of Gemini that Rapunzel has: child-like, multitasker, friendly, curious

Pippin Took from “The Lord of the Rings” Traits of Gemini that Pippin has: playful, curious, adventurous, helpful

Lumpy Space Princess from “Adventure Time” Traits of Gemini that LPS has: immature, talkative, friendly, expressive

The Eleventh Doctor from “Doctor Who” Traits of Gemini that Eleven has: child-like, friendly, talkative, curious

Moria O’Hara from “American Horror Story: Murder House” Traits of Gemini that Moria has: friendly, helpful, wise, confident

Cancer (June 21-July 22):

Wendy Darling from “Peter Pan”

Traits of Cancer that Wendy has: nurturing, imaginative, compassionate, emotional

Brian Johnson from “The Breakfast Club” Traits of Cancer that Brian has: book-smart, emotional, shy, follows the rules

Juliet Capulet from “Romeo and Juliet” Traits of Cancer that Juliet has: romantic, emotional, level-headed, impulsive

Leonard Hofstadter from “The Big Bang Theory” Traits of Cancer that Leonard has: nerdy, shy, emotional, friendly

Daenerys Targaryn from “The Game of Thrones” Traits of Cancer that Daenerys has: compassionate, nurturing, assertive, kind

John Watson from “Sherlock” Traits of Cancer that Watson has: level-headed, book-smart, friendly, shy

Leo (July 23-Aug 22):

Thor from “The Avengers”

Traits of Leo that Thor has: courageous, chivalrous, honorable, humorous

Mulan from “Mulan” Traits of Leo that Mulan has: brave, honorable, humorous, generous

Harry Potter from “Harry Potter” Traits of Leo that Harry has: brave, adventurous, honorable, quick-witted

Madison Montgomery from “American Horror Story: Coven” Traits of Leo that Madison has: ambitious, power-hungry, seductive, self-absorbed

Simba from “The Lion King” Traits of Leo that Simba has: brave, generous, charismatic, adventurous

Robin Sherbatsky from “How I Met Your Mother” Traits of Leo that Robin has: workaholic, charismatic, ambitious, brave

Virgo (Aug 23-Sep 22):

Cinderella from “Cinderella”

Traits of Virgo that Cinderella has: hardworking, kind, assertive, animal-lover

Frodo Baggins from “The Lord of the Rings” Traits of Virgo that Frodo has: loyal, family-oriented, kind, courageous

Hermione Granger from “Harry Potter” Traits of Virgo that Hermione has: studious, book-smart, courageous, neurotic

Dexter from “Dexter’s Laboratory” Traits of Virgo that Dexter has: book-smart, workaholic, analytical, neurotic

Bella Swan from “Twilight” Traits of Virgo that Bella has: independent, analytical, neurotic, family-oriented

Adrian Monk from “Monk” Traits of Virgo that Adrian has: neurotic, particular, analytical, workaholic

Libra (Sep 23-Oct 22):

Aladdin from “Aladdin”

Traits of Libra that Aladdin has: daring, romantic, friendly, fair

Anna from “Frozen” Traits of Libra that Anna has: bubbly, romantic, optimistic, quirky

Scott Pilgrim from “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” Traits of Libra that Scott has: awkward, romantic, quirky, friendly

Hazel Lancaster from “The Fault in Our Stars” Traits of Libra that Hazel has: awkward, shy, social, intelligent

Winnie the Pooh from “The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh” Traits of Libra that Pooh has: friendly, social, appreciative, optimistic

Rory Gilmore from “Gilmore Girls” Traits of Libra that Rory has: intelligent, friendly, shy, awkward

Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21):

Pocahontas from “Pocahontas”

Traits of Scorpio that Pocahontas has: passionate, ambitious, observant, reserved

Stewie Griffin from “Family Guy” Traits of Scorpio that Stewie has: sarcastic, intelligent, composed, humorous

Helga Pataki from “Hey Arnold” Traits of Scorpio that Helga has: passionate, obsessive, intense, secretive

Ben Harmon from “American Horror Story: Murder House” Traits of Scorpio that Ben has: emotional, intense, secretive, resentful

Molly Wesley from “Harry Potter” Traits of Scorpio that Molly has: fiery, emotional, determined, magnetic

Angel from “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” Traits of Scorpio that Angel has: resentful, emotional, secretive, passional

Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21):

Jesse Katsopolis from “Full House”

Traits of Sagittarius that Jesse has: independent, talented, humorous, charismatic

Merida from “Brave” Traits of Sagittarius that Merida has: independent, rebellious, adventurous, talented

Robin Hood from “Robin Hood” Traits of Sagittarius that Robin has: adventurous, rebellious, humanitarian, social

Lorelai Gilmore from “Gilmore Girls” Traits of Sagittarius that Lorelai has: social, humorous, friendly, optimistic

Charlie Harper from “Two and a Half Men” Traits of Sagittarius that Charlie has: eccentric, party-animal, independent, talented

Penny from “The Big Bang Theory” Traits of Sagittarius that Penny has: talented, optimistic, social, humorous

Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19):

Buffy Summers from “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”

Traits of Capricorn that Buffy has: family-oriented, brave, workaholic, ambitious

Sherlock Holmes from “Sherlock” Traits of Capricorn that Sherlock has: cynical, reserved, quick-witted, book-smart

Elsa from “Frozen” Traits of Capricorn that Elsa has: hides emotions, family-oriented, extravagant, neurotic

Charlie Kelmeckis from “The Perks of Being a Wallflower” Traits of Capricorn that Charlie has: book-smart, family-oriented, neurotic, reserved

Ramona Flowers from “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World” Traits of Capricorn that Ramona has: reserved, independent, passive, rebellious

Peeta Mellark from “The Hunger Games” Traits of Capricorn that Peeta has: workaholic, family-oriented, brave, reserved

Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18):

John Bender from “The Breakfast Club”

Traits of Aquarius that Bender has: rebellious, stubborn, independent, pretentious

Ariel from “The Little Mermaid” Traits of Aquarius that Ariel has: rebellious, curious, stubborn, adventurous

Dean Winchester from “Supernatural” Traits of Aquarius that Dean has: humanitarian, stubborn, detached, adventurous

Phoebe Buffay from “Friends” Traits of Aquarius that Phoebe has: eccentric, creative, humanitarian, unique

Augustus Waters from “The Fault in Our Stars” Traits of Aquarius that Augustus has: caring, adventurous, rebellious, stubborn

Violet Harmon from “American Horror Story: Murder House” Traits of Aquarius that Violet has: independent, rebellious, music loving, quick-witted

Pisces (Feb 19-March 20):

Alice from “Alice in Wonderland”

Traits of Pisces that Alice has: daydream-y, imaginative, shy, curious

Willy Wonka from “Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory” Traits of Pisces that Wonka has: imaginative, eccentric, wise, friendly

Katara from “Avatar: The Last Airbender” Traits of Pisces that Katara has: nurturing, helpful, quiet, hopeful

Ron Weasley from “Harry Potter” Traits of Pisces that Ron has: awkward, compassionate, sensitive, selfless

Willow Rosenberg from “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” Traits of Pisces that Willow has: escapist, wise, sensitive, quiet

Quasimodo from “The Hunchback of Notre Dame” Traits of Pisces that Quasi has: quiet, artistic, imaginative, sensitive

What the fuck

Tag you oc who needs to be dragged away from fights by the collar.

You know the one.

please help me escape arranged marriage

my name is naima and i’m an eighteen y/o somali lesbian in desperate need of help. over the past few months i have been under the impression that my family is warming up to the idea of me not being what they want me to be. unfortunately this is not the case and i believe the only way out is to escape as they have now resorted to basically treating me like a prisoner and promising me to a man instead of letting me go to university as they promised. i have no funds of my own and to even think of escaping and surviving the first few weeks i desperately need money. i have to use ko-fi since it’s the most anonymous of ways and my father has found out what i do online before (i had to remake my tumblr). despite everything i do not wish any harm on them. i simply want to part ways. i don’t have a lot of followers but if any of you is willing to help i will forever carry you in my heart.

ko-fi.com/princessnaima

i see your elf practice meme and raise you ‘i’m a man now tanta’

Goddamn it

If old rich white men could STOP trying to ruin the country for literally everyone else that would be fucking G R E A T