THE SIGNS AND THEIR INNOCENCE LEVELS

Why You’ll Never Get Over The Signs

Aries: The fire raging inside of them was like nothing you’ve ever seen before. It was dangerous but enticing.

Taurus: They made you feel safe in their arms. Protecting you from all of life’s demons and making sure that you were always surrounded by comfort and beauty.

Gemini: Showed you how to have fun. Helped you come out of your shell and realize that there’s a lot of people like you out there, and you’ll never have to be without a friend.

Cancer: Opened their heart for you to move in. You felt at home with them and wouldn’t hesitate to start a family.

Leo: They gave you a romance like a Hollywood movie. They showered you with gifts and affection. They loved to see you smile. You were their King/Queen ruling beside them.

Virgo: Always helped you work for your goals. They kept you grounded and let you know when you were wrong. They helped you grow a lot as a person.

Libra: They hated to see you as anything but happy. Tried their best to always keep you in a good mood and felt honored to be in your presence. 

Scorpio: They loved you passionately with every fiber of their being like no one else ever did, and they would do anything for you.

Sagittarius: They showed you a whole new world and distracted you from whatever stress you were under. They really showed you how to live life to its fullest every day.

Capricorn: They wanted to build an empire with you. The both of you against the world and no one could stop you from becoming the ultimate power couple.

Aquarius: Opened your mind to things you never even dreamed possible before. You loved that they would always fight for what’s right and they always fought for their right to be an individual. A true free spirit.

Pisces: You admired their creativity. They were always dreaming of something and you couldn’t wait to come home to hear them tell you about their daydreams. They believed anything was possible if you put your mind to it, and they made you believe it too.

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Aries: Yeah, yeah, don't forget: reckless, vulgar, loud-mouthed. That's just what makes me so awesome!

Taurus: Some of us are trying protect humanity.

Gemini: Yeah! Let's mash it up! Bigger, badder, better! Ahahaha!

Cancer: Hey! Don't mess with his funky flow!

Leo: I'm gonna bring the ocean back...or get really thirsty trying.

Virgo: Everything I ever did, I did for her. And now she's gone. But I'm still here.

Libra: None of you are the handsome one! I'M the handsome one!

Scorpio: Did you even wonder who I used to be!?

Sagittarius: Is water just hydrogen and oxygen "mashed together"?

Capricorn: Well that's perfect, because I don't want to go with grammatically incorrect people anyway.

Aquarius: All comedy is derived from fear.

Pisces: I just turned all my fingers into cats!

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first three words that come to mind about the signs

aries: hyperactive, nerd, lunatic

taurus: beauty, trustworthy, luxury

gemini: exciting, talk, clever

cancer: emotions, cry, mother

leo: loud, opinionated, loyal

virgo: coffee, fun, analytical

libra: love, laugh, trust

scorpio: intelligent, hugs, kind

sagittarius: athletic, hysterical, work

capricorn: piercings, smoke, crystals

aquarius: genius, hippie, comfy

pisces: caring, antisocial, gentle

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Trapped In An Elevator

Aries: Fucking fuck! I had plans to go to the grOCERY STORE.

Taurus: I really hope the lights stay on so I can finish this chapter.

Gemini: I have a prepare kit in case of emergencies, but I'm not going to share anything in it. Especially the flashlight, in case the light goes out.

Cancer: Perfect. I was hoping for an excuse to miss the start of my shift.

Leo: I'm stressing out because I need to make it to school, but I'm relieved that I'm missing my test.

Virgo: I literally hate all of these people and I haven't even said "Hello."

Libra: Is everyone okay? Does anyone need anything?

Scorpio: I can't tell if anyone is attractive enough to make a connection with...

Sagittarius: I guess someone didn't press the button hard enough! Hahaha!

Capricorn: Not only am I bored, but now some idiot's making senseless jokes. Life is so mundane.

Aquarius: I bet the person next to me just experienced a traumatic event, and the person closest to the buttons just had a promotion at work after going through a hard time, and the person in the corner...

Pisces: I'll throw this problem onto my pile of reasons why my week is horrible.

Moana is is the reverse of the Little Mermaid

little mermaid: ocean princess wants to go to the land

moana: land princess wants to go to the ocean

little mermaid: big scary ocean lady is the enemy

moana: big scary land lady is actually a friend

little mermaid: villain has a necklace of magical importance

moana: hero has a necklace of magical importance

little mermaid: small good crab

moana: large bad crab