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first three words that come to mind about the signs

aries: hyperactive, nerd, lunatic

taurus: beauty, trustworthy, luxury

gemini: exciting, talk, clever

cancer: emotions, cry, mother

leo: loud, opinionated, loyal

virgo: coffee, fun, analytical

libra: love, laugh, trust

scorpio: intelligent, hugs, kind

sagittarius: athletic, hysterical, work

capricorn: piercings, smoke, crystals

aquarius: genius, hippie, comfy

pisces: caring, antisocial, gentle

Read more about your Zodiac sign here

when the signs start to crush on someone

aries: haha fuck

taurus: this isn’t so ba — jk make it stop pls

gemini: pls god why me

cancer: again???

leo: this would almost be nice if I wasn’t having heart palpitations rn

virgo: lol no

libra: oh shit :))))) 

scorpio: can I sleep this one out

sagittarius: but they’re so lame tho

capricorn: @heart: can u not

aquarius: what is this I didn’t call for this

pisces: …maybe I’m just hungry??

*I’m aware that this isn’t an original idea, I just wanted to make my own post about it lmao*

what the fuck

Year In Review: The Signs as 2015 Memes

Aries: I didn't get no sleep cause of y'all

Taurus: Shoving breadsticks into purse

Gemini: Winking Rihanna ;)

Cancer: Why you always lyinn

Leo: What ARE THOOOOSE

Virgo: Taylor Swift copyright

Libra: Aesthetic Posts

Scorpio: Too hot, hot damn

Sagittarius: Hey Miley, what's good?

Capricorn: Hoe don't do it

Aquarius: *looks at smudged writing on hand*

Pisces: Netflix & Chill

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The signs as inspirational life mottos

aries: fuck the fucking fuckers before the fucking fuckers fuck you.

taurus: I just don't want to look back and think "I could have eaten that".

gemini: don't do meth, do math. it'll fuck you up twice as much.

cancer: never put off til tomorrow what you can straight up cancel.

leo: don't let anyone with bad eyebrows tell you shit about life.

virgo: why say something in 10 words when you can say it in 1000.

libra: everything happens for a reason. but sometimes the reason is that you're stupid and make bad decisions.

scorpio: why wrestle your demons when you can use them to kill your enemies.

sagittarius: if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it then how bad of a decision can it really be.

capricorn: sarcasm, because beating the shit out of people is illegal.

aquarius: maturity is like a light switch. you only turn it on when needed.

pisces: today i will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case i will eat a cookie.

big time rush: make it count, play it straight, don’t look back, don’t hesitate when you go

me: BIG TIME