One Of The Most Fucked Up Aspects Of Being An Adult Is Really How Life-goes-on Everything Is. Like You

someone take me out back please. now.

Yaahooo finished this finally..

ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever

GIRL

so it’s the month of may huh?…well if you replaced the ‘m’ in may with ‘g’ well…you ‘may’ be surprised at what you find 😏😏

i feel like i've collected the infinity stones... the big three with my plushies... wow wow wow

girl: ahh i've just been dealing with a lot y'know? it's like the world wants me dead haha

me (completely stonefaced): i will be your shield

her: what?

new favorite AO3 comment dropped. short, simple, to the point. made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt.

me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked