Feettickler31 - Wavebee

*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?

me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper

EEEKKK *trips and falls and you catch a glimpse of my evil and irredeemable soul*

severance cigs :)

“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”

damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.

ben affleck hearing “you kiss guys on molly” for the first time

minecraft wolf

its important to have a game on your wishlist that keeps going on sale every couple of months and you still never buy it

"none of these words are in the bible" you're not even reading the secret part of the bible. with all my posts in it

sarah with mini shiv and mini roman!! <3