Grahhh fuck!! I have this stupid desire for human connection!!!!
there's a fine line between being wary of manipulation and becoming completely paranoid because you get very close to the realisation that pretty much all human interaction involves doing things we hope will lead to a result we like
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The AO3 Tag of the Day is: 100%
laying an egg hard and loud
I transed my Strat 🏳️⚧️
it's kinda crazy what a common experience it is for like your parents to do something insanely traumatizing to you and then just not remember they did it at all while you remember forever
and i know people mean well when they give employment advice but god damn some of them its like "did you try submitting your resume to a place that is hiring" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no kidding. shit. ive just been printing them out and eating them. yeah thanks i'll try that
“alone”
pros: alone
cons: alone
losing my mind over this. me when my nepo sugar baby assistant/lover is cringe in front of my failwife and the guy who wants to cuck me
when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it
You could be heading away from the endless middle and towards the bottom of the top. Do you want a deal with the devil?
SUCCESSION (2018–2023) S03E09: All The Bells Say
day 1 without ao3: i have gone through all 5 stages of grief multiple times and have invented a 6th. i will not disclose what the 6th stage of grief is.
“Covid game me narcolepsy” no you fucking pervert it didn’t. You’re just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didn’t make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo
I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.
You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophilia….
so it’s the month of may huh?…well if you replaced the ‘m’ in may with ‘g’ well…you ‘may’ be surprised at what you find 😏😏
Not a subtle bone in her body I’m afraid
in(nie) and out(ie)
no matter how often it happens its always a little jarring to realize that someone is like completely bag of rocks stupid
aquarium advertisments say stuiff like discover the longtooth grouper this friday
This was for the succession anniversary but I didn’t finish it rip
Erik x MRI💕
final destination (2000-2025)
"And it was so real, just how everything happens, you know?" "I don't know how to explain it but i saw it." "I should had done everything i could to stop it." "and i realized i actually seen how the next person was gonna die." "I had a vision." "I saw what death was about to do."
the real recession indicator is how much horror is EATING this year
happy final destination day!
POV: your theater just saw a 10-year-old boy get squashed by a falling piano