Alex Browning, Final Destination (2000) Kimberly Corman, Final Destination 2 (2003) Wendy Christensen, Final Destination 3 (2006) Nick O'Bannon, The Final Destination (2009) Sam Lawton, Final Destination 5 (2011) Iris Campbell, Final Destination Bloodlines (2025)
dont delete your zero note post. i will be there in 15 hours.
happy mother’s day to helena eagan, the first woman to be a deadbeat mother to her own self
Gemma is so great, they tell her "Your husband remarried btw" and she's like "You're lying, I know my husband and he'd never get over me"
And she was completely right
some of the kindest people you’ll ever meet are blogging about blood and guts at 10 in the morning
can anyone tell me the watch order for every movie ever so i can understand all references and homages
grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.
its amazing how if you decide not to do something day after day it never gets done. not how i would have things
the thing about having a job is i just don’t want to do it. Sorry
Honestlyyyy I’m so delighted that Severance of all shows gave us representation of the specific queer experience of thinking you might be getting invited into a threesome and then discovering you’re instead going to hear about Christianity
Severance + "Wait For Me II" from Hadestown
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severance cigs :)
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
They evolving
Crawer Pot, Porcelain, 2023
please dont torture yourself w reddit. it has some of the saddest and angriest ppl on this planet. its not worth it
but what about this
*meeeting a friend for coffee* friend: how's work been?
me: oh you know *mimes putting a gun in my mouth but i moan a little and start sucking the barrel and pushing it deeper
My favorite thing about the Cottingley Fairies hoax is that the kid barely gives a fuck.
are you guys gonna wrap it up with the dog motif anytime soon
just saw a sign on the side of the road that said “you misunderstood: bring back my lawnmower” that six word story goes crazy
"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing
zhongli ❖ ancient treasures unearthed