Whatever You Do, Don't Think About How The Seven Will Never Be Fully Together Ever Again Even In Wottg

me trying to sound smart: i like the theory that padmé is force-sensitive because it explains how she manages to undergo and emerge victorious in many serious situations, as well as how she was able to bond so intrinsically with anakin (a VERY force-sensitive person).

not because i need to be reassured that anakin and padmé found each other in the force after death ... nuh uh.

when i say the holy mother of all, i'm not talking about mary , shoutout to shaak ti !!

HES FUNNY WDYM HES COMMITED WAR CRIMES NUH UH

an underrated vader personality trait is his unhinged sense of humor

ahsoka would totally drink the most diabolical sweet sugary coffee ever, like one sip opens your third eye. and when mr anakin-black-coffee-is-strength accidentally takes a sip, he has to pretend that he isn't feining for another despite his proclaims of it being horrible

anakins crash out was understandable i would too destroy planets, commit wars crimes and do despicable acts if i lost this baddie wtf

everyone calls obi wan space jesus when shmi literally immaculately conception'ed anakin! he is canon space jesus!

like whats even the point of life

how i feel when i dont have a white boy to obsess over

edit: holy shit yall, thanks for almost 800 likes/reposts 🫶

obi wan having his big talk introduction ™ with luke : ahhh, you're a great kid, you'll be an awesome jedi just like your dad, don't worry about it lukey ☺️☺️☺️

yoda: oh you think you got what it takes to be a jedi, you impatient bitchass pussy? smh you're just like your bastard father, virgin loser. listen, i run these streets of dagobah and i don't even know this yoda guy you're talking about, weirdo. now, i'm gonna steal your food, you're gonna eat some gross ass food i'll cook and then give me twenty headstands. matter of fact, make it forty and i might let you speak to your dead mentor. capisce blondie?

darth vader canonically had a diary which he wrote in when he was sad no one remembered his birthday. that's it. send tweet.

"maybe in another life i could have stopped my little brother from turning to the dark side"

"maybe in another life i could have stopped my little brother from turning to the dark side"