Ferntasie - Snuggle Seductress

I had a thing on fb and asked my friends to give me ideas for funny shirts on mousegirls and heres some of them

those candy-cane-shaped m&m tubes they make for christmas, every time i see one i cannot resist holding it like a pistol and going pew pew

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can make women’s clothing

beastie boys music is funny as hell one of them will say a line and then the other two will say a completely unrelated line

hope my fellow USAmericans are having a good this!

added webfishing sounds

it does kind of slaughter me a little bit every time i'm reminded of how near-universally associated slenderman is with the phrase "collect my pages" when the fundamental conceit of the game being referenced is that slenderman will hunt you down with murderous intent if you so much as go near his pages

forget area 51, i wanna raid the cheese caves

Why are agriculture classes the first time I've learned extremely basic info about nutrition and how digestion works. Why isn't this stuff in health textbooks or any easily accessible resource about healthy eating.