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They had to stop interviewing the vampire because his wife had one of those moments

been reading world's finest comics and fell in love with superbat co-parenting robin dynamic. that's litcherally their son

All I wanna do is see you turn in to a Giant Woman~

Where the Real Beasts Are by kaistrex // 109k

Crown Prince Stiles is gifted a direwolf on his eighteenth birthday by King Gerard I of Venatia. The only instruction? Never remove the collar.

Stiles never has been one to do as he’s told.

I did this stained glass window art three years ago when I first started posting the fic, and did plan to do one for each chapter. Ultimately, I’m no artist so it would have taken me way too long (seriously, this took me hooours) and I think the drawing bug just left me (and my confidence haha). Looking at it now, I’m actually kind of proud of it, and it makes me wonder what one for each of the other chapters would look like, but I can’t remember for the life of me the technique I used to make the glass texture, and I’m not in possession of my drawing tablet right now. So this is all there is!

(Also, I know Stiles’ mouth is impossibly floating, but no way that I put connecting lines in looked right so I just left it!)

Cute and hungry people :))

Teen Wolf/Melvin Smarty AU

So post-Hale Fire Derek’s human dad takes custody of him and moves them to the outskirts of Reno. He grabs Peter as well who eventually heals and goes and a revenge fueled killing spree before settling down in France with Chris and Allison. He didn’t bite Scott. He didn’t become an alpha. Laura is alpha but she ran off to New York completely ignoring her duty to her pack or her lands. So Derek grows the rest of the way up with his disabled religious nut dad “Pops” ala the Melvin Smarty movie and goes by Rick Hershey as part of his dad trying to hide them from hunters. So all that happens in the Melvin Smarty movie goes down only difference being Derek/Ricky having some wolfsbane in his weed and liquor and him only pretending to be scared of the hitman cause what are the chances dude’s packing wolfsbane or mistletoe bullets?

A year or so after the movie Ricky and Sylvia are divorce because, come on, she slept with his best friend days before they eloped. She keeps sleeping around on him and he just can’t handle that hence divorce. He’s driving around the desert when his car has a blow out and his spare is bad. So he calls for a tow and out hops Stiles who’s around 22-23 tall, fit, and pretty.

They’re bullshitting in this little empty garage in the middle of nowhere. Comes out that they’re both for Beacon Hills. And they both know about the supernatural. Stiles even knows and has met Peter because Lydia’s banshee abilities manifested and Stiles and Allison were there to support her and through Allison Chris and through Chris Peter. Stiles actually successfully hid it from Scott and Lydia did so from Jackson.

Theo warning Stiles about the Dread Doctors is what finally sees the Sheriff sends Stiles to live with his aunt in the desert. Chris and Peter take Allison and Lydia to France to study physics and mathematics respectively. Peter pays for Stiles apprenticeship with another spark too.

So this and Derek being a werewolf all comes out and then Derek’s recent divorce comes out. And Stiles shares that he’s sleeping in the garage cause his landlord is tearing down the apartment he inherited from his aunt. So derek offers the pretty boy to come work at his garage and stay with him….

nothing lasts forever but this is gonna take me down.