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James has "I ❤️ regulus black" merch

regulus has "I HATE James potter" merch

they're married

Instructions unclear, they’re boyfriends now 🤷🏻‍♀️

james "i never do casual" potter sleeping with someone else every single day after he and regulus break up & regulus "i only do casual" black never daring to touch anyone else after they break up

sirius sending remus an "i love you" text and getting an "i love you too?" back only to realise he'd accidentally texted regulus instead of remus bc their names are too close in his contact list and now he feels bad bc he hadn't meant to text regulus and regulus not only replied but said it back and goddamn it now he's crying

One of the things I do with my favorite characters is give them sh head canons. Make them suffer as much as me, then have them get comforted by someone unlike me.

Sirius: Ugh, James isn't picking up my call!! Remus: I'll try calling him. *Rings the phone* Remus: He didn't pick up!! Peter: I'll try- Regulus, not looking up: I'll call him. Sirius, snorting: Why would he pick up your call if he isn't picking up mine? Regulus, calling James on speaker: *rolls his eyes* *James picks up* James, on the other side: Yes, love? Sirius, shocked: James?! You didn’t even pick up my call but you picked his?! And why the fuck are you calling him love?!! Marlene: What the fuck? James: Uhh—I-I’ll call you back. Sirius snatching the phone: Don't you hang up on me James Fleamo- James, panicked: Bye Reg!! Regulus, smiling: Bye, sunshine. The rest of them:  Regulus: What? 

Shark.

sirius if he was a cat