I Am And I'm Proud Of It.

Wait... I thought vampires were supposed to be scary...

That's not scary.

That's a homosexual.

Me: I don't have garbage taste in men!

Also me: 💖💖💖

Marijuana, Alcohol, and Happiness...

That's all I want honestly...

Witchcraft, Wisdom, Death...

How to spot an introvert! (based on my experience as an introvert)

Their favourite people, are Amazon delivery drivers.

Thank you, and have a lovely day.

As a child I always wanted to be a gargoyle. I wanted to just hang on the sides of building. And scare away evil spirits. Even as a kid whenever I passed a building with gargoyles I'd wave to them and tell them how much I appreciated them! It's so sad that they stopped putting them on buildings...

The American Woodcock aka the Timberdoodle. No I'm not lying about that name! These are my favourite bird! They are round and go mweaighp.

It's Dr Seuss...

It's nonsense. We're not supposed to think about it like that.

Now having said that, I do think it's his name. Or at least a nickname.

Extremely happy... I get to just waddle around eat plants and occasionally go quack.

You're reincarnated as the animal you get in the random animal generator (link: https://perchance.org/animal )

Poll originally by reddit user QuelynD

Feel free to share what animal you got.

It's appalling to see how many people unfollow when this gets reblogged... I'd sooner shoot myself before I welcome those monsters on any platform.

If you consider pedophilia a kink, disability or a sexual orientation, unfollow me immediately... Can't wait to be rid of the lot of you.

Good fucking riddance.

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

I've noticed a lack of House of Wax merch, and it needs to be fixed.