How Dare They Make Us Choose Between These Two Chaotic Darlings 💔

how dare they make us choose between these two chaotic darlings 💔

lotssss of great content coming out in the propaganda tho

Billy Dee Williams (Star Wars films)- No text propaganda submitted

Alexander Siddig (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)- The man has aged like fine wine and we still don't have an HD Deep Space Nine because no one could handle Sid in higher-def than the 90s could provide. We'd explode from the hotness.

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Billy Dee Williams:

Alexander Siddig:

This man is so hot, a straight man looked at him, thought how hot he was, and proceeded to try and pick him up in character. And tells everyone who will listen about it.

Where do I even begin? Here’s a man who is beautiful inside and out, who is best loved for a character who is beautiful inside and out. As Dr. Julian Bashir for 7 seasons of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Alexander Siddig infused gentleness, wit and humor into his role. He was originally meant to be the hot love interest, but everyone soon realized that wasn’t working out. Naive, annoying and a know-it-all, people hated Bashir (and by extension Siddig), but Sid and the writers were playing a long game, and through incredible character growth Bashir became one of Trek’s beloved characters. Oh, you want more about Siddig’s looks? Tall, slender (some people say he’s mostly leg), sparkling grey/green eyes, fluffy Black hair and cinnamony skin, with a soft British-accented voice that purrs as he’s turns on Julian’s bedside manner, but can also be sharp like glass if he needs to take the moral high-ground (which Bashir frequently does). I know people who’d be upset if I didn’t mention his long, graceful fingers either, because he’s frequently holding a patient’s hand when they need his touch most.

he was hot then and he's hot now

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Bahahahaha

...I put the protagonist guy in and it's so much better.

Still Brad standing up and glaring, but with a man in the foreground, looking straight ahead (to our left) as Joey Wyatt looms behind him. At the end of the gif, he does a cartoony "oh fuck" "hes hot" with bug eyes, terrified grimace, shock squiggles, blush lines, and all that.

Ouf, I had to actually draw someone I'm not attracted to... is this what they meant about suffering for one's art 😔

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The average macho protagonist guy leans into frame. His brain lights up pink and says "OH FUCK" while Joey sparkles in the background

Joey still sparkling, while the detective's face has turned to shock and alarm, as his brain lights up pink and purple: "HE'S HOT" (with a heart for the O)

when bae is so beautiful you have to immediately TKO them on the pool table 🥵

slimeball bbgirl (rotoscope gif)

Joey Wyatt, Miami Vice petty slimeball, stands up to menace someone with a cool stare, which explodes into lazer beam eyes with pink hearts and sparkles

Still wringing every drop of creative energy from this Dourif fixation 💞

Tried my hand at rotoscoping this mesmerizing Miami Vice gif (from this set by @exdeputysonso):

The same, except it's the actual gif from the show (no pink sparkles or lazers), including the person he's staring at (a detective guy, the protagonist or something idk, who isn't meeting his gaze)

The scornful, slouchy staredown here really gets me thinking some special thoughts. And he's doing the thing where he gets all up in someone's face, eyes drilling into theirs from inches away — which by all reports is very truly menacing, but even so...

Then there's that beautifully sleazy little outfit with the shirt and chains... I'm so weak for a well-formed neck and décolletage. (The clothes they put him in really are second to none, including ridiculous loungewear and an iconic courtroom ensemble; see this other gifset for more)

There's an added air of threat from the tiny pupils, which really brings out the cold blue in his eyes, amped up by the matching shirt.

Dropping a few individual frames below the cut...