BOOMSHAKALA YES GAWWWWDDDDD

barty would storm up to his room, slam the door, and scream silently while flipping his dad off through the wall when he was little

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 26

James: so who is going to the picnic?

Peter: I am!

Sirius: so am I!

Remus: sorry I’m sick that day

Sirius: stop planning your sickness

Remus: it’s already on my calendar. You can’t take things off a calendar

love when fanfic writers are like “I love this character” & proceed to put them through shit even God has blacklisted, baby the middle ages called they want to hear your ideas

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 4

James: are you having family issues?

Regulus: no I’m having criminal issues.

Marauders era character as things my friends have said part 39

Mary: I was at my aunts house and she just randomly died, like girly could’ve told me she didn’t want me there

Lily: WHAT?

Mary: Pookie dropped at stopped

I wrote a Jegulus fanfiction for my English short story thinking my teacher wouldn’t know what the marauders were but she came up to me giving me feedback and said “maybe this is just my fanfiction brain” and then she said “maybe discuss some of there years at Hogwarts” and I genuinely have no idea what I felt in my moment but afterwards I could not stop giggling

James: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Lily: I’d walk past you and hope you get Stepped on.

James: *starts tearing up*

Sirius: *senses soemthing is wrong, starts bolting to the common room crashing through many walls and floors*

Sirius: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO JAMES!

Sirius: I would still love you if you were a worm! Infact I would give you a little home with other worm friends and feed you

Lily: you’d make him compost?

Sirius and James pureblood mindset: what is compost?

James: my mum is mad at me

Sirius: what did you do?

James: I can’t remember, it’s been forty five minutes and she’s still muttering to herself in the kitchen

I’m going to start pushing Russian Barty for reason I cannot explain but I just need to be heard out 🙌

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 35 or 36

Mary: I’ve changed my shirt three times today to go out to three different places

Lily: girl why?

Mary: Because the first shirt I wasn’t gonna be out of the car to go to the secdong shirt I wanted to be cute and this shirt has to match my togs that I’m wearing

Marlene: fair

Lily: that makes sense

Mary: yeah it does it’s because I’m smart