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When God announced that every billionaire would die by Christmas, the race for the 1 trillion began
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moon snail 🌕
Chris, who came up with the best prank ever: 😈
Eddie: Your son is out of control. Buck: M-my son? I can barely stop getting flustered when you call Chris 'our' son, why are you calling him just mine all of a sudden?! Eddie: Because he's dating five different girls and you need to talk him out of it. Now. Buck, blinking rapidly: ...Yeah, alright. I can see how that is my problem. Five though? Eddie: It better not be six.
Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting
This post is just... pure awesomeness. I love it
“Those poor boys”
“She deserves to be punished too.”
“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”
“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”
“She put herself in harm’s way”
“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”
“She ruined their lives.”
Buck: *looks at Ravi* Ya hear that Virgins! You guys are gonna live forever!!
Ravi: please leave alone....
pilot!bobby at pilot!buck
Coach: Harris! Why do you have one of my players in detention when he should be at lacrosse training?
Harris: Mr Stilinski earned himself detention for disrespectful and disruptive behaviour.
Coach: Stilinski, explain yourself.
Stiles: Well, Coach, Mr Harris thought I was too slow in answering a question so he pointed a ruler at me and said “At the end of this ruler is an idiot”. I asked him, “Which end?”
Coach: *laughing* Go get changed and get your butt on the field, Stilinski.